Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

Oh no

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

You are terminal

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

Roll for experimental treatment

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (11) = 11

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

The anime isn't working

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

You are officially totalbiscuit

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

it did make me like lolis though

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

fuck

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

I’m dying a pedophile

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

Roll for becoming a liberal moralfag

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (12) = 12

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

Not too bad

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

Still pretty bad

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

You're defending trannies on twitter

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

I

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

Would never

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

this is slander

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

You're dying man

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

Now for combat

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (19) = 19

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

@Gent: 6d20 = (13+17+12+1+14+13) = 70

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

A wild hernia appears!

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:13 AM the-dump

roll to push back in

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:13 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:13 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:14 AM the-dump

You're not strong enough

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:14 AM the-dump

Give me a fort save for distension

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:15 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:15 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:15 AM the-dump

oh baby

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

You rip it out!

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

The hernia won't be bothering you anymore

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

Oh

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

uh

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

Hurray?

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

Now blood is gushing out your gaping wound

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:17 AM the-dump

Give me a roll to cauterize

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:18 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:18 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (19) = 19

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:18 AM the-dump

damn

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:19 AM the-dump

cancer bit me and I’m biting right back

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:20 AM the-dump

Alright, you stick a fork in the power outlet. Electrical sparks set your life support on fire, and you use a piece of the burning debris to cauterize your stomach.

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:25 AM the-dump

Nice

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:29 AM the-dump

This is canonically how tb died

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:31 AM the-dump

rip

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:31 AM the-dump

what a mad lad

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:32 AM the-dump

So do you wanna go back to hell?

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:34 AM the-dump

not really

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:35 AM the-dump

Too late now?

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:39 AM the-dump

yes

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:40 AM the-dump

What use are you

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:40 AM the-dump

None

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:40 AM the-dump

usually

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

/r d1488

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d1488 = (1156) = 1156

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

/r d1337

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d1337 = (1166) = 1166

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

/r d1000

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d1000 = (327) = 327

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

/r d666

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d666 = (35) = 35

Gent Jul 13, 2018 1:49 AM the-dump

Why are you still here

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 1:49 AM the-dump

Something about suffering

Gent Jul 13, 2018 1:49 AM the-dump

just to suffer?

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 1:49 AM the-dump

exactly

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

roll to comprehend turnips actions

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

accurate

Gent Jul 13, 2018 2:02 AM the-dump

Go to bed

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

almost

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 2:08 AM the-dump

/r d2!

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 2:08 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d2! = (2+2+1) = 5

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jul 13, 2018 2:34 AM the-dump

/r d20 # new pilot fire

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 2:34 AM the-dump

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 new pilot fire = (2) = 2

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jul 13, 2018 2:34 AM the-dump

/r d20 # lamp