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Rusp Jul 12, 2018 11:43 PM the-dump

listen

Rusp Jul 12, 2018 11:43 PM the-dump

all you need to know

Rusp Jul 12, 2018 11:43 PM the-dump

is that I want to die

taxes Jul 12, 2018 11:43 PM the-dump

88w88

Rusp Jul 12, 2018 11:44 PM the-dump

NO

Rusp Jul 12, 2018 11:44 PM the-dump

but also

Rusp Jul 12, 2018 11:44 PM the-dump

:3

Gent Jul 12, 2018 11:44 PM the-dump

That can be arranged

Rusp Jul 12, 2018 11:45 PM the-dump

I’m good

Rusp Jul 12, 2018 11:45 PM the-dump

I’m suicidal

Rusp Jul 12, 2018 11:45 PM the-dump

but I don’t actually want to die

Rusp Jul 12, 2018 11:45 PM the-dump

It’s more of an attention seeking suicidal

Gent Jul 12, 2018 11:46 PM the-dump

Oh, then I guess I should say do it faggot

Deleted User Jul 12, 2018 11:48 PM the-dump

/r d20!

Sidekick BOT Jul 12, 2018 11:48 PM the-dump

@Deleted User: d20! = (18) = 18

Gent Jul 12, 2018 11:54 PM the-dump

So

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:07 AM the-dump

Roll for chemotherapy

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:07 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:07 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (19) = 19

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:07 AM the-dump

Pretty good pretty good

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:07 AM the-dump

Roll to die anyways

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:07 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:07 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:07 AM the-dump

Roll for weight loss

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:07 AM the-dump

hmm

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:07 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:07 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (13) = 13

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

13 pounds

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

Rolling for relapse

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (16) = 16

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

oof

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

rolling for prolapse

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

Cancer's back

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

Oh no

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:08 AM the-dump

You are terminal

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

Roll for experimental treatment

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (11) = 11

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

The anime isn't working

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

You are officially totalbiscuit

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

it did make me like lolis though

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

fuck

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:09 AM the-dump

I’m dying a pedophile

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

Roll for becoming a liberal moralfag

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (12) = 12

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

Not too bad

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

Still pretty bad

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

You're defending trannies on twitter

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

I

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

Would never

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:10 AM the-dump

this is slander

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

You're dying man

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

Now for combat

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (19) = 19

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

@Gent: 6d20 = (13+17+12+1+14+13) = 70

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:11 AM the-dump

A wild hernia appears!

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:13 AM the-dump

roll to push back in

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:13 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:13 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:14 AM the-dump

You're not strong enough

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:14 AM the-dump

Give me a fort save for distension

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:15 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:15 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:15 AM the-dump

oh baby

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

You rip it out!

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

The hernia won't be bothering you anymore

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

Oh

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

uh

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

Hurray?

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:16 AM the-dump

Now blood is gushing out your gaping wound

Gent Jul 13, 2018 12:17 AM the-dump

Give me a roll to cauterize

Rusp Jul 13, 2018 12:18 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 13, 2018 12:18 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (19) = 19