the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

Roll for weight loss

hmm

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (13) = 13

13 pounds

Rolling for relapse

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (16) = 16

oof

rolling for prolapse

Cancer's back

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

Oh no

You are terminal

Roll for experimental treatment

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (11) = 11

The anime isn't working

You are officially totalbiscuit

it did make me like lolis though

fuck

I’m dying a pedophile

Roll for becoming a liberal moralfag

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (12) = 12

Not too bad

Still pretty bad

You're defending trannies on twitter

I

Would never

this is slander

You're dying man

Now for combat

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (19) = 19

/r 6d20

A wild hernia appears!

roll to push back in

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

You're not strong enough

Give me a fort save for distension

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

oh baby

You rip it out!

The hernia won't be bothering you anymore

Oh

uh

Hurray?

Now blood is gushing out your gaping wound

Give me a roll to cauterize

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (19) = 19

damn

cancer bit me and I’m biting right back

Alright, you stick a fork in the power outlet. Electrical sparks set your life support on fire, and you use a piece of the burning debris to cauterize your stomach.

Nice

This is canonically how tb died

rip

what a mad lad

So do you wanna go back to hell?

not really

Too late now?

yes

What use are you

None

usually

/r d1488

@Rusp: d1488 = (1156) = 1156

/r d1337

@Rusp: d1337 = (1166) = 1166

/r d1000

@Rusp: d1000 = (327) = 327

/r d666

@Rusp: d666 = (35) = 35