the-dump

gay

Warden: "Hmph. I assume you two have initiated this lot? They should know well about who to follow."

Cultist #1: "Yes comrade. All have been informed."

“What was I supposed to be informed of”

Warden: "Not to speak out of turn, for one!"

“They just kind of came over and stared at me”

Cultist #2: "He has yet to accept the grace of the guiding dragon into his heart."

“The dragon is a lying slaver.”

The warden looks furious with you.

Warden: "I suppose he has much to learn. Bring him to the ring, let's see if the oaf can prove his might at the very least."

“Oaf? Oof.”

A griffin struts along by his side.

not impressive

I have a dragon spider

Not right now you don't

yeah

You get led along through the prison.

I assume you're not gonna pull any fast ones.

nope

Okay, they lead you to an enclosed cavern. There is a pile of weapons in the center.

Don’t make me battle royale

Two more prisoners get shoved in next to you.

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (4+7+13+20+12+13) = 69

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (17+13+17+10+19+12) = 88

GENIUSES

why is everyone so good

I feel shitty

One of them has a broad shit-eating grin.

well if we’re all fighting

I’m dying

"I've been waiting for this all week!"

I don’t have my lad with me

The other prisoner is a large imposing figure, with bulging muscles and broad shoulders.

It sure would've been mean to make you fight these guys, wouldn't it?

yeah it would’ve been

You see a guard standing up on a ledge on the cavern. He slams down a staff, releasing a magic spell.

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (4+19+7+19+13+15) = 77

@Gent: 6d20 = (18+10+3+1+20+18) = 70

ffff

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You see a black circle appear on the far end of the cave. 4 monkey-like creatures crawl out of it.

coolio

One the opposite end....

Yeah

coolio

4 fey creatures burst forth from the ground. They appear to have bull horns and forked tails.

They are shrouded in a sort of moss that's perpetually burning.

ALright, top of the round

What would you like to do?

stay back and let these others do it

I’m not fighting for their amusement

hold action

"Now now, we're in this together."

Incase something attack’s me

"Look pal, if I have to die, you can bet I'll smash your skull in before I breathe my last!"

“Cool”

The two of them rummage for a weapon.

The larger one pulls out a flail.

The other, appearing much more scrawny yet intelligent, pockets various unknown items.

Do I not have my own weapons

They were stripped from you obviously.

wonderful

I guess I’ll go look for a weapon

Find a new one

So! What are you looking for?

Ranged weapon

crossbow

Give a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

You find a few throwing spears, there doesn't appear any device as complicated as a crossbow in there.

There is also a halberd, a couple rusted shortswords, and a bronze shield out on the top of the pile.

nah

You are absolutely worthless

I try

What are you doing?

What is a halberd