the-dump

You close your eyes

And you see an angel before you.

"My son....where there is light, there is hope!"

Can I speak back

Sure

“There isn’t any light down there”

"Ah, but there is. We are celestials. Within each and everyone one of us, there exists a light that can never be quenched!"

You see a light begin pouring our of your hand.

It is the spell, daylight.

Which every aasimar gets to cast

How silly of you to forget

all it does is make light

right

Sure

tfw ded

internet bad

So

I can make light

that’s cool

doesn’t help me

Fucking

That's not what frodo said

I wouldn’t know

I guess I’ll light shit up

"I see you have doubts. But remember that the light of the gods shines down on you, always."

The angel disappears.

You receive a +2 morale bonus to attacks and skill checks.

alright

You awake, and the cave wall begins rumbling.

A section of the stone begins sliding down into the ground. An arched doorway appears in its place.

"LINE UP!"

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (13+12+18+6+5+20) = 74

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (12+14+10+20+15+13) = 84

Fucking geniuses

A bald man wearing long flowing golden robes walks out before you all.

gay

Warden: "Hmph. I assume you two have initiated this lot? They should know well about who to follow."

Cultist #1: "Yes comrade. All have been informed."

Warden: "Not to speak out of turn, for one!"

“They just kind of came over and stared at me”

Cultist #2: "He has yet to accept the grace of the guiding dragon into his heart."

“The dragon is a lying slaver.”

The warden looks furious with you.

Warden: "I suppose he has much to learn. Bring him to the ring, let's see if the oaf can prove his might at the very least."

“Oaf? Oof.”

A griffin struts along by his side.

not impressive

I have a dragon spider

Not right now you don't

yeah

You get led along through the prison.

I assume you're not gonna pull any fast ones.

nope

Okay, they lead you to an enclosed cavern. There is a pile of weapons in the center.

Don’t make me battle royale

Two more prisoners get shoved in next to you.

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (4+7+13+20+12+13) = 69

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (17+13+17+10+19+12) = 88

GENIUSES

why is everyone so good

I feel shitty

One of them has a broad shit-eating grin.

well if we’re all fighting

I’m dying

"I've been waiting for this all week!"

I don’t have my lad with me

The other prisoner is a large imposing figure, with bulging muscles and broad shoulders.

It sure would've been mean to make you fight these guys, wouldn't it?

yeah it would’ve been

You see a guard standing up on a ledge on the cavern. He slams down a staff, releasing a magic spell.

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (4+19+7+19+13+15) = 77

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (18+10+3+1+20+18) = 70

ffff

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