the-dump

One of them has a broad shit-eating grin.

well if we’re all fighting

I’m dying

"I've been waiting for this all week!"

I don’t have my lad with me

The other prisoner is a large imposing figure, with bulging muscles and broad shoulders.

It sure would've been mean to make you fight these guys, wouldn't it?

yeah it would’ve been

You see a guard standing up on a ledge on the cavern. He slams down a staff, releasing a magic spell.

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (4+19+7+19+13+15) = 77

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (18+10+3+1+20+18) = 70

ffff

f

You see a black circle appear on the far end of the cave. 4 monkey-like creatures crawl out of it.

coolio

One the opposite end....

Yeah

coolio

4 fey creatures burst forth from the ground. They appear to have bull horns and forked tails.

They are shrouded in a sort of moss that's perpetually burning.

ALright, top of the round

What would you like to do?

stay back and let these others do it

I’m not fighting for their amusement

hold action

"Now now, we're in this together."

Incase something attack’s me

"Look pal, if I have to die, you can bet I'll smash your skull in before I breathe my last!"

“Cool”

The two of them rummage for a weapon.

The larger one pulls out a flail.

The other, appearing much more scrawny yet intelligent, pockets various unknown items.

Do I not have my own weapons

They were stripped from you obviously.

wonderful

I guess I’ll go look for a weapon

Find a new one

So! What are you looking for?

crossbow

Give a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

You find a few throwing spears, there doesn't appear any device as complicated as a crossbow in there.

There is also a halberd, a couple rusted shortswords, and a bronze shield out on the top of the pile.

nah

You are absolutely worthless

I try

What are you doing?

What is a halberd

I guess I’ll take that

But I don’t think my guy is trained to use actual melee weapons

That is true

probably not spears either

I’m pretty fucked

No, you can use simple weapons

ok

I guess I’ll throw it at one of whatever my enemies are

There's the spears, some maces, a sickle, some knives

A sling

a slingshot isn’t going to kill someone

Sling

Do you know what that is?

apparently not

David and Goliath?

oh

Like a slingshot

but

harder to use

More effective

still unlikely that you’d kill someone

Pick up something

so I guess I’ll put back my halberd and get a knife

Tough Prisoner: "For fuck's sake."

Scrawny Prisoner: "They can't all be geniuses, eheheh."

“I have no idea how to use a two handed weapon, trust me, this is for the better.”

"Try and separate the monkeys, I think I can get one of the pathetic creatures working for us."

With what?