the-dump

You'd be...smarter than an animal

Actually, you pick your race and class before handling stats

right

I would probably stick to the more familiar sounding names

fuckig

catfolk

Frankly, I don't know most of that shit

Okay no

No furries

No all furry campaign?

god

Only kobolds

damnit

And kobolds get shit on when it comes to stats

I guess you can do catfolk

Well, you can say what sort of character you're going for and I can try to give tips

You like to do buff tanky characters, right?

That or a bard kinda guy

I think catfolk would actually be good as bards

and sorcerers

I don’t actually want to be a fucking cat

I’ve played enough khajiit

Paladins are pretty great for solo campaigns

Though, typical rules probably won't matter as much in this shit

true

hmm

a lot of choice

Aasimar are like "angel people". They look like regular people, except their hair and eyes can be any color because anime bullshit

Tieflings are their demonic counterparts

I think ogres get regeneration

angel people?

I can be an angel?

Basically, all of them are born the same way as jesus

what the fuck

that’s wild

A god (or apparently, even a goddess) impregnates one of the core races. They look exactly like that race, but they have angelic characteristics

Well, that's how their bloodlines start at least

well

Half-elves and half-orcs both get the same stat bonus as humans (+2 to any stat you want

They have other racial traits that make them different, of course

I think

I think I’ll be an angel boy

So that's a +2 to wisdom and charisma right off the bat

What race do you want to look like?

hmm

now that

that is the question

oh wait I’ve got it

I’ll look like a half elf

I’ve mixed my two choices

nice

Well isn't that a combo

Half-elfs are often rejected by society for being race-mixed freaks, and aasimar are also rejected for being different

well geez

The aasimar part is often out of jealousy or something

oh

I didn’t want to pick elves because they seem like pompous fucks

so I went a step down

So aasimars' stat bonuses are pretty much perfect for clerics

oh

cleric

Oh, here's another question

Do you wanna start at level 1 or 3?

hmm

if you start at level 1 it feels like you’ve earned it

than again

Uhh

what’s easier for you

Early levels are a pain to go through, but yeah, you're right about that part

It doesn't really matter for me

oh

well if it doesn’t

than level 1

Oooookay

I gotta earn my shit

probably

So you can pick any class really, it's just that aasimar are literally born to be clerics

fuck