the-dump

Well

Okay

it was a harmless prank

with hardly any payoff

.

I’m sorry!

I had to do something while waiting for these fuckers

You wanna start another campaign with just you?

I mean

We don’t have to go that far

Well, it'd just mean that would be going on on the side

Oh

That actually

Sounds okay

You wanna make a proper character, or roll?

You know what

I think it’s about time for a proper character

actually

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (9) = 9

proper character

lol

Alright

http://webpages.charter.net/tedsarah/Pathfinder/utilities/pointBuyCalc.htm

here’s a roll to see what my stats would’ve been

You get 20 total points

/r 6d20

@Rusp: 6d20 = (15+20+19+3+9+13) = 79

Wew

a retard

You'd be...smarter than an animal

Actually, you pick your race and class before handling stats

right

I would probably stick to the more familiar sounding names

fuckig

catfolk

Frankly, I don't know most of that shit

Okay no

No furries

god

Only kobolds

damnit

And kobolds get shit on when it comes to stats

I guess you can do catfolk

Well, you can say what sort of character you're going for and I can try to give tips

You like to do buff tanky characters, right?

That or a bard kinda guy

I think catfolk would actually be good as bards

and sorcerers

I don’t actually want to be a fucking cat

I’ve played enough khajiit

Paladins are pretty great for solo campaigns

Though, typical rules probably won't matter as much in this shit

true

hmm

a lot of choice

Aasimar are like "angel people". They look like regular people, except their hair and eyes can be any color because anime bullshit

Tieflings are their demonic counterparts

I think ogres get regeneration

angel people?

I can be an angel?

Basically, all of them are born the same way as jesus

what the fuck

that’s wild

A god (or apparently, even a goddess) impregnates one of the core races. They look exactly like that race, but they have angelic characteristics

Well, that's how their bloodlines start at least

well

I’m currently between an angel boy and a half elf

Half-elves and half-orcs both get the same stat bonus as humans (+2 to any stat you want

They have other racial traits that make them different, of course

I think

I think I’ll be an angel boy

So that's a +2 to wisdom and charisma right off the bat

What race do you want to look like?

hmm

now that

that is the question

oh wait I’ve got it