the-dump

well

I’m currently between an angel boy and a half elf

Half-elves and half-orcs both get the same stat bonus as humans (+2 to any stat you want

They have other racial traits that make them different, of course

I think

I think I’ll be an angel boy

So that's a +2 to wisdom and charisma right off the bat

What race do you want to look like?

hmm

now that

that is the question

oh wait I’ve got it

I’ll look like a half elf

I’ve mixed my two choices

nice

Well isn't that a combo

Half-elfs are often rejected by society for being race-mixed freaks, and aasimar are also rejected for being different

well geez

The aasimar part is often out of jealousy or something

oh

I didn’t want to pick elves because they seem like pompous fucks

so I went a step down

So aasimars' stat bonuses are pretty much perfect for clerics

oh

cleric

Oh, here's another question

Do you wanna start at level 1 or 3?

hmm

if you start at level 1 it feels like you’ve earned it

than again

Uhh

what’s easier for you

Early levels are a pain to go through, but yeah, you're right about that part

It doesn't really matter for me

oh

well if it doesn’t

than level 1

Oooookay

I gotta earn my shit

probably

fuck

healers are very boring to play

Actually

Pathfinder made clerics more so that you don't have to be a dedicated healer, I think

But if I’m being a magic man

That's normally a bad idea actually

I want to be a full on powerhouse

I think you can go high strength cleric

I need max damage

Anything less than one shotting is worthless

Barbarian is the class for that then

Alright

sounds good

or does it

Pinned a message.

that was an amazing read gent

Well there's also alternate racial traits you can take, and race variants

Everyone hates the jew deep down, pika

oh boy

A summoner sounds fun

Well, you know what their gimmick is?

They summon

I think it might actually be what you're looking for

It’s a good thing they had a recommended classes thing

The main theme for summoners is their eidolon

Of course

I’m gonna be honest

I just looked at the name

and thought

boy

that should be cool

This is like a....magical spirit thing? Basically, you get to share your health with your eidolon which lets you pretty much become a tank

oh

that sounds really good

and this time

I won’t have to tame my guy

pet

or whatever

I think it can work like one of them jojo's brazzers adventure stands