the-dump

@Deleted User: d6 = (4) = 4

did you see that fire

that was nuts

no

never happened

/r d20 # to delete rusps roll

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to delete rusps roll = (12) = 12

assist

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (15) = 15

So when would you be good to resume?

Oh uh

/r d20 # for rusp to never be good

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 for rusp to never be good = (8) = 8

tomorrow

internet isn’t inside of my actual room

so

Tomorrow

because if not

I’d have to sit outside

What a shithole country

indeed

wait

why doesn't your internet reach your room

dude

I have no fucking idea

It works literally right outside the door

You have to masturbate outside?

oh yeah m

/r d20 # to help porygon remember

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to help porygon remember = (16) = 16

That’s been a problem

I haven’t masturbated this entire time

On my way to superpowers

roll for progress

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

so close

well I’m going inside now

oof

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 for syren to oof = (6) = 6

I don’t want to get aids from one of these third world mosquitoes

Jizz on the mosquitoes to spread your seed

They'll impregnate everyone they bite

Wait a second

I’ve come up with a genius idea

I can sit outside and load a video

That's genius how

than go inside and take care of business

It’s genius because 5 days without masturbation is enough to kill a teenage boy

This may save my life

You could always buy a slave

Or spiders

could always just catch a spider

roll to catch a spider

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

reroll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

fuck

You got caught by a spider

I always knew this would happen

I’ve spent so long shooting webs on them, I guess it makes sense that they’d want to shoot some back

/r d20 # to cocoon rusp

@Gent: d20 to cocoon rusp = (7) = 7

/r d20 # to drink blood

@Gent: d20 to drink blood = (4) = 4

/r d20 # to make a dragon kill rusp in gent's RP game

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to make a dragon kill rusp in gent's RP game = (7) = 7

roll for same but with a loli

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (3) = 3

/r d20 # for a loli dragon to kill rusp

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 for a loli dragon to kill rusp = (3) = 3

roll to not roll a 4

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (10) = 10

nice

/r d20 # for a 20