the-dump

On my way to superpowers

roll for progress

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

so close

well I’m going inside now

oof

/r d20 # for syren to oof

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 for syren to oof = (6) = 6

I don’t want to get aids from one of these third world mosquitoes

Jizz on the mosquitoes to spread your seed

They'll impregnate everyone they bite

Wait a second

I’ve come up with a genius idea

I can sit outside and load a video

That's genius how

than go inside and take care of business

It’s genius because 5 days without masturbation is enough to kill a teenage boy

This may save my life

You could always buy a slave

Or spiders

could always just catch a spider

roll to catch a spider

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

reroll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

fuck

You got caught by a spider

I always knew this would happen

I’ve spent so long shooting webs on them, I guess it makes sense that they’d want to shoot some back

/r d20 # to cocoon rusp

@Gent: d20 to cocoon rusp = (7) = 7

/r d20 # to drink blood

@Gent: d20 to drink blood = (4) = 4

/r d20 # to make a dragon kill rusp in gent's RP game

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to make a dragon kill rusp in gent's RP game = (7) = 7

roll for same but with a loli

/r d20

/r d20 # for a loli dragon to kill rusp

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 for a loli dragon to kill rusp = (3) = 3

roll to not roll a 4

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (10) = 10

nice

/r d20 # for a 20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 for a 20 = (6) = 6

/r d20 # to get xbrox back into the lobby

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to get xbrox back into the lobby = (16) = 16

/r d20 to make pika fire's little sister

@Phijkchu_Dialga: Oppugno!

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (15) = 15

/r d20 # to stop playing OJ

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 to stop playing OJ = (4) = 4

/r d20 # to make pika fire's little sister

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to make pika fire's little sister = (4) = 4

/r d20 #roll to be a dragon loli

@Deleted User: d20 roll to be a dragon loli = (5) = 5

/r d20 #to make fire, pika's little sister

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 to make fire, pika's little sister = (14) = 14

/r d20 # to change xbrox's name to tutorial mom

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to change xbrox's name to tutorial mom = (17) = 17

no

/r d20 # to change fire's name to tutorial mom

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 to change fire's name to tutorial mom = (2) = 2

/r d20 # to change my name to tutorial dad

@xBrox: d20 to change my name to tutorial dad = (5) = 5

/r d20 # assist

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 assist = (20) = 20

/r d20 # to dump an entire bag of salt onto fires wounds

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to dump an entire bag of salt onto fires wounds = (4) = 4

/r d20 # to roll a 1 on the next roll

@Deleted User: d20 to roll a 1 on the next roll = (19) = 19

likely

rolling to hmm