the-dump

Roll to extinguish fire

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (15) = 15

Roll to distinguish fire

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

/r d20 # to erdgvfxrrhtioifytd

@Gent: d20 to erdgvfxrrhtioifytd = (12) = 12

/r d1488

@Rusp: d1488 = (6) = 6

/r d1337

@Rusp: d1337 = (128) = 128

You

/r d1000

@Rusp: d1000 = (744) = 744

Are you still in DR?

/r d666

@Rusp: d666 = (587) = 587

You betcha

Leaving tomorrow morning

So on the 4th of July, Independence Day, the day to celebrate America, you decided to spend it at a gay wedding in the Dominican Republic?

Huh?

The gay wedding was like

Three days ago

It's why you're there!

You filth

well yes

but that’s over now

roll to die

/r d1488

@Rusp: d1488 = (1337) = 1337

Wow

roll a die to dice

Wow

/r d6

@Deleted User: d6 = (4) = 4

did you see that fire

that was nuts

no

never happened

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to delete rusps roll = (12) = 12

assist

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (15) = 15

So when would you be good to resume?

Oh uh

/r d20 # for rusp to never be good

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 for rusp to never be good = (8) = 8

tomorrow

internet isn’t inside of my actual room

so

Tomorrow

because if not

I’d have to sit outside

What a shithole country

indeed

wait

why doesn't your internet reach your room

dude

I have no fucking idea

It works literally right outside the door

You have to masturbate outside?

oh yeah m

/r d20 # to help porygon remember

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to help porygon remember = (16) = 16

That’s been a problem

I haven’t masturbated this entire time

On my way to superpowers

roll for progress

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

so close

well I’m going inside now

oof

/r d20 # for syren to oof

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 for syren to oof = (6) = 6

I don’t want to get aids from one of these third world mosquitoes

Jizz on the mosquitoes to spread your seed

They'll impregnate everyone they bite

Wait a second