the-dump

/r d1648

@Deleted User: d1648 = (1459) = 1459

Fire, you did it wrong

You're supposed to celebrate when you declared independence, not when you won

/r d1488

@Rusp: d1488 = (106) = 106

/r d1337

@Rusp: d1337 = (495) = 495

/r d1000

@Rusp: d1000 = (606) = 606

/r d666

@Rusp: d666 = (338) = 338

I am about to go snorkeling

roll to drown

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

darn

roll to die of another cause

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

hmm

roll to see if a shark gets rusp

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (9) = 9

nope

roll to see if a jelly fish posions rusp

roll to see if I get a shark

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

oooh

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

roll to see if rusp gets hit by a boat

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

roll to see if a fishing hook gets lodged in rusp's vein and he dies

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (2) = 2

nope

poison or boat crash

is today your birthday

my death can be your present

roll to die by lion fish

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

hmm

roll to not die

/r d2

@Rusp: d2 = (2) = 2

Shit

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (12) = 12

hmm

thanks rusp

atleat ya tried

roll to see if rusp will get raped by a dolphin

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (20) = 20

fun fact

dolphins have been known to sexually assault humans

oh

/r d3

@Dan K. Meme: d3 = (3) = 3

Well

That sure was something

And by something I mean shit

Saw a total of like 7 fish

All the reef was dead

Stopped at a sandbar to swim

Water smelled like ass

*this country

only eventful thing was that the sandbar was like a spring break style thing

Which is not my kind of thing

but

a girl did flash me

so not all is lost

besides my will to live

and childhood wonder

Rusp, tell her how much anime you've watched

I'm sure that'll get those panties to drop