the-dump

i slept all day yesterday

oof

i was a bad human yesterday

i turned full owl

i'm like half

i wake up at 3 am

morning owl Kappa

roll to shower

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (16) = 16

i'll take anything higher than a 14 as a success

roll to see if i should sleep

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (5) = 5

k

@xBrox do you think you'll be able to stop yourself from being my tutorial mom and let me struggle as i figure things out by myself so i can look pathetic

lol sure

thanks

but im always here

tutorial mom is always here to help

i'll yell for help if i'm close to dying mentally

/r d1488

@Spooky Phijkchu: d1488 = (1481) = 1481

/r d1337

@Spooky Phijkchu: d1337 = (576) = 576

/r d1776

@Spooky Phijkchu: d1776 = (343) = 343

/r d1337

@Deleted User: d1337 = (524) = 524

/r d1488

@Deleted User: d1488 = (810) = 810

/r d1648

@Deleted User: d1648 = (1459) = 1459

Fire, you did it wrong

You're supposed to celebrate when you declared independence, not when you won

/r d1488

@Rusp: d1488 = (106) = 106

/r d1337

@Rusp: d1337 = (495) = 495

@Rusp: d1000 = (606) = 606

/r d666

@Rusp: d666 = (338) = 338

I am about to go snorkeling

roll to drown

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

darn

roll to die of another cause

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

hmm

roll to see if a shark gets rusp

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (9) = 9

nope

roll to see if a jelly fish posions rusp

roll to see if I get a shark

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

oooh

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

roll to see if rusp gets hit by a boat

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

roll to see if a fishing hook gets lodged in rusp's vein and he dies

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (2) = 2

nope

poison or boat crash

wait

is today your birthday

my death can be your present

roll to die by lion fish

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

hmm

roll to not die

/r d2