the-dump

@Spooky Phijkchu: d1776 = (343) = 343

/r d1337

@Deleted User: d1337 = (524) = 524

/r d1488

@Deleted User: d1488 = (810) = 810

/r d1648

@Deleted User: d1648 = (1459) = 1459

Fire, you did it wrong

You're supposed to celebrate when you declared independence, not when you won

/r d1488

@Rusp: d1488 = (106) = 106

/r d1337

@Rusp: d1337 = (495) = 495

/r d1000

@Rusp: d1000 = (606) = 606

/r d666

@Rusp: d666 = (338) = 338

I am about to go snorkeling

roll to drown

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

darn

roll to die of another cause

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

hmm

roll to see if a shark gets rusp

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (9) = 9

nope

roll to see if a jelly fish posions rusp

roll to see if I get a shark

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

oooh

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

roll to see if rusp gets hit by a boat

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (2) = 2

nope

poison or boat crash

wait

is today your birthday

my death can be your present

roll to die by lion fish

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

hmm

roll to not die

/r d2

@Rusp: d2 = (2) = 2

Shit

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (12) = 12

hmm

thanks rusp

atleat ya tried

roll to see if rusp will get raped by a dolphin

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (20) = 20

fun fact

dolphins have been known to sexually assault humans

oh

/r d3

@Dan K. Meme: d3 = (3) = 3

Well

That sure was something

And by something I mean shit

Saw a total of like 7 fish

All the reef was dead

Stopped at a sandbar to swim

Water smelled like ass

*this country

only eventful thing was that the sandbar was like a spring break style thing

Which is not my kind of thing

but

a girl did flash me