the-dump

What is a god to a non-believer?

idk

/r d20+8

@Gent: d20+8 = (19)+8 = 27

gee willakers!

Man

Well that shot was meant to illuminate your location...

Buuuuut

don’t do it

don’t you do it

I’ll die if I get hit

/r d8+3

@Gent: d8+3 = (1)+3 = 4

oh

A beam of light whizzes right into your shoulder.

fuck

I’m so fucking squishy

Indeed

Now

I feel the defeatist version of myself slowly clawing it’s way to the surface

Give me a will save

nah

You took 1 hit

just wait for squires to roll a 20 to steal then we're golden rusp

it was the weakest possible damage he could’ve done to me

but it was still a fourth of my health

so if I actually get hit for real

I will not be among the living

Will save

jim video, muting voice chat

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (12) = 12

that’s a 12

Well shit, he uploaded

You know, you could be adding your bonuses

Uh

I’m on a phone

I don’t have this memorized

and I can’t pull a sheet up

I usually wouldn't even bother with this shit on mobile

yeah

I didn’t bring any computers with me to this savage land

Was that will save an actual thing?

Hold on

Fucking hell, you passed it

You matched it, to be exact

I may be a defeatist but Dlanigger sure isn’t

Now it's your turn

awesome

I’m going to tongue the shit out of niles

I fucking hate this man

also I’m going to stealth and move to another place

He was the sleepy guy from before

that doesn’t matter

I’m autistic and he just hit me

he’s not getting away with this

Are you just gonna run away from him for now?

I was going to try and move to another location and then tongue him

You wouldn't really be able to stealth before doing that

fuck

You're still in partial cover and all

I want to help with this battle

But if I get hit I’ll fucking die

You're really set on just tonguing?

not really, no

I just can’t do anything else

You can

I can

but

these things would take time to set up

and I want instant satisfaction

or regret

You saw how much damage he did, right?

yes

And you know how much damage he could do, right?

my first instinct is to run away from the entire fight tbh

Well whatever, give me a good ass tongue roll

by good ass do you mean a 1

Because I can do that