the-dump

yeah

She gets +15 temporary hit points now, so she still takes the full damage

it’s mac health

If she's willing to take the risk of overdosing, of course

Okay, Niles's go

Okay

I’m niles

I would like to shoot at the unarmed black man

Well, you did piss him off

I think he would

too bad I’m a stealth god

/r d20+11

@Gent: d20+11 = (8)+11 = 19

What is a god to a non-believer?

idk

/r d20+8

@Gent: d20+8 = (19)+8 = 27

gee willakers!

Man

Well that shot was meant to illuminate your location...

Buuuuut

don’t do it

don’t you do it

I’ll die if I get hit

/r d8+3

@Gent: d8+3 = (1)+3 = 4

oh

A beam of light whizzes right into your shoulder.

fuck

I’m so fucking squishy

Indeed

Now

I feel the defeatist version of myself slowly clawing it’s way to the surface

Give me a will save

nah

You took 1 hit

just wait for squires to roll a 20 to steal then we're golden rusp

it was the weakest possible damage he could’ve done to me

so if I actually get hit for real

I will not be among the living

Will save

jim video, muting voice chat

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (12) = 12

that’s a 12

Well shit, he uploaded

You know, you could be adding your bonuses

Uh

I’m on a phone

I don’t have this memorized

and I can’t pull a sheet up

Oh alright

I usually wouldn't even bother with this shit on mobile

yeah

I didn’t bring any computers with me to this savage land

Was that will save an actual thing?

Hold on

Fucking hell, you passed it

You matched it, to be exact

I may be a defeatist but Dlanigger sure isn’t

Now it's your turn

awesome

I’m going to tongue the shit out of niles

I fucking hate this man

also I’m going to stealth and move to another place

He was the sleepy guy from before

that doesn’t matter

I’m autistic and he just hit me

he’s not getting away with this

Are you just gonna run away from him for now?

I was going to try and move to another location and then tongue him

You wouldn't really be able to stealth before doing that

fuck

You're still in partial cover and all

I want to help with this battle

But if I get hit I’ll fucking die

You're really set on just tonguing?

not really, no