the-dump

Would she use her potion here or not is the question

I think she values her life more than money

just a thought

back

You have some reading to do

oh

is uh

are they dead

Okay, as she's falling to the ground she crushes her saving grace in the palm of her hand

o

So...1 health

Wait, no

That's the other one

its max health

https://i.imgur.com/Zz1GYBe.png

yeah

She gets +15 temporary hit points now, so she still takes the full damage

it’s mac health

If she's willing to take the risk of overdosing, of course

Okay, Niles's go

Okay

I’m niles

I would like to shoot at the unarmed black man

Well, you did piss him off

I think he would

too bad I’m a stealth god

/r d20+11

@Gent: d20+11 = (8)+11 = 19

What is a god to a non-believer?

idk

/r d20+8

@Gent: d20+8 = (19)+8 = 27

gee willakers!

Man

Well that shot was meant to illuminate your location...

Buuuuut

don’t do it

don’t you do it

I’ll die if I get hit

@Gent: d8+3 = (1)+3 = 4

oh

A beam of light whizzes right into your shoulder.

fuck

I’m so fucking squishy

Indeed

Now

I feel the defeatist version of myself slowly clawing it’s way to the surface

Give me a will save

nah

You took 1 hit

just wait for squires to roll a 20 to steal then we're golden rusp

it was the weakest possible damage he could’ve done to me

but it was still a fourth of my health

so if I actually get hit for real

I will not be among the living

Will save

jim video, muting voice chat

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (12) = 12

that’s a 12

Well shit, he uploaded

You know, you could be adding your bonuses

Uh

I’m on a phone

I don’t have this memorized

and I can’t pull a sheet up

Oh alright

I usually wouldn't even bother with this shit on mobile

yeah

I didn’t bring any computers with me to this savage land

Was that will save an actual thing?

Hold on

Fucking hell, you passed it

You matched it, to be exact

I may be a defeatist but Dlanigger sure isn’t

Now it's your turn

awesome

I’m going to tongue the shit out of niles