the-dump

He's going to go colonize the Dominican Republic

Spread our cult internationally

Right, he mentioned that before

He went all that way to watch some faggots mack on each other

okay well

im going to shower then

ill be up all night

No harm in that

so if rusp ever gets on

i just tooka 5-6 hour nap 👌🏿

okay now afk

The colonizing is going well

I already have a small militia formed

Here's the sheet for your dumb animal

Badger Name: Vag Gender: female Health: 12 Attacks: +3 attack bonus, Bite (1d6), Claws (1d4, or 2d4 with a full-round action) BAB +0 AC 13, touch 12, flatfooted 12 CMB -1, CMD 10 (+4 against trip attempts) Natural Armor: +1 tough hide Movement Speed: 30 feet land, 10 feet burrowing Blood Rage: Fly into a blood rage as a free action, granting a +2 bonus to con and str, but a -2 penalty to AC. The rage lasts 1 minute. You must take damage from a foe before you can use this ability. -Ability Scores STR: 14 DEX: 13 CON: 15 INT: 2 WIS: 12 CHA: 6 Feat: toughness (grants more health) Init: +3 Skills: perception (strong scent, low-light vision) +5, escape artist +5, +5 intimidation (against beasts and lesser/weak creatures only) Saving Throws: fort +4, ref +3, will +1

wow

dumb animal?

and im back

nice

everyoneis here

she’s much smarter than most of the people on this island

oof

The locals are very receptive to orders for some reason, though most have no form of speech.

do you have one for me

also vag can burrow 10 feet in a turn?

that’s impressive

It said so on the website, but it does seem like a bit much

vag buffs

vag is flat footed

poor lad

If y'all are ready

No, that stands for her AC while flatfooted

oh

There's also touch AC for spells

touch

Flatfooted=no dex bonus, touch=no armor bonus

oh

Then there's also damage resistance and magic/spell resistance for higher level shit

like when I got hit for 8 damage in the face

and went flat footed

You were flatfooted because it was a surprise attack

yeah

You are always considered flatfooted until you get your first turn

what if a defining character trait of mine is paranoia

I'll make exceptions if I feel the character had ample time to prepare themselves

Then your character will suffer debuffs from the strain

oh

There are times when your character could reasonably be on guard

When will you be ready to resume?

Or just leave

Oh sorry

Yeah I should be good

I went to the bathroom

uumbreon is eating

Go away you

o

hes back

you underestimate my multitasking abillity

trie

we can start?

yee

heck yeah

So just so you know, I changed the mechanics for a few of the potions

Saving Grace (duration, 1 hour): gives the user temporary hit points equivalent to their maximum health, to a max of 30. For every 3 temporary hit points the user loses, they also take 1 ability score damage to constitution and wisdom. Using this potion is a swift action as it absorbs directly into the skin. (warning: overuse will cause adverse effects) Adrenaline (duration, 10 minutes): the first time the user is hit by an attack that would put them below 0 hit points, they will instead remain with 1 hit point. The user also has the choice to strike targets using your strength or dexterity ability score. Adrenaline prevents you from falling asleep or experiencing any physical effects of fatigue during its duration. (warning: overuse will cause adverse effects)

So when we last left off...

saving grace got super nerfed

where can i see a list of patch notes?

If you want to sell it back, by all means. The point is that it's not any replacement to regular healing

gent do you have a character sheet for me?

Yeah, I need to touch it up a bit but I can post them for all of you. Umbreon records everything for his own character, I think

i can start recording mine

if you give it to me

But yeah, a full heal with a swift action is already very good

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (11) = 11

oh no