the-dump

@Rusp: d666 = (223) = 223

Lemme know when you are all ready to resume the campaign

roll to ban bopit for hacking in orange juice

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (14) = 14

reroll

/r d20

roll to ban cheater bopit

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (15) = 15

/r d20

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 = (5) = 5

roll to ban bopit

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (13) = 13

/roll 1d20

@Bopit: 1d20 = (19) = 19

im alive

if the pathfinder people

ever want to

Rusp keeps popping in and out

In the meantime, here's the updated descriptions for the drugs

Saving Grace (duration, 1 hour): gives the user temporary hit points equivalent to their maximum health, to a max of 50. For every 3 temporary hit points the user loses, they also take 1 ability score damage to constitution and wisdom. Using this potion is a swift action as it absorbs directly into the skin. (warning: overuse will cause adverse effects) Adrenaline (duration, 10 minutes): the first time the user is hit by an attack that would put them below 0 hit points, they will instead remain with 1 hit point. The user also has the choice to strike targets using your strength or dexterity ability score. Adrenaline prevents you from falling asleep or experiencing any physical effects of fatigue during its duration. (warning: overuse will cause adverse effects)

>max of 50

how dare you

If this would change your mind on buying them, I can give you your gold back

Rusp is out of country (if he didn't tell you)

oh?

He's going to go colonize the Dominican Republic

Spread our cult internationally

Right, he mentioned that before

He went all that way to watch some faggots mack on each other

okay well

im going to shower then

ill be up all night

No harm in that

so if rusp ever gets on

i just tooka 5-6 hour nap 👌🏿

okay now afk

The colonizing is going well

I already have a small militia formed

Badger Name: Vag Gender: female Health: 12 Attacks: +3 attack bonus, Bite (1d6), Claws (1d4, or 2d4 with a full-round action) BAB +0 AC 13, touch 12, flatfooted 12 CMB -1, CMD 10 (+4 against trip attempts) Natural Armor: +1 tough hide Movement Speed: 30 feet land, 10 feet burrowing Blood Rage: Fly into a blood rage as a free action, granting a +2 bonus to con and str, but a -2 penalty to AC. The rage lasts 1 minute. You must take damage from a foe before you can use this ability. -Ability Scores STR: 14 DEX: 13 CON: 15 INT: 2 WIS: 12 CHA: 6 Feat: toughness (grants more health) Init: +3 Skills: perception (strong scent, low-light vision) +5, escape artist +5, +5 intimidation (against beasts and lesser/weak creatures only) Saving Throws: fort +4, ref +3, will +1

wow

dumb animal?

and im back

nice

everyoneis here

she’s much smarter than most of the people on this island

oof

The locals are very receptive to orders for some reason, though most have no form of speech.

do you have one for me

also vag can burrow 10 feet in a turn?

that’s impressive

It said so on the website, but it does seem like a bit much

vag buffs

vag is flat footed

poor lad

If y'all are ready

No, that stands for her AC while flatfooted

oh

There's also touch AC for spells

touch

Flatfooted=no dex bonus, touch=no armor bonus

oh

Then there's also damage resistance and magic/spell resistance for higher level shit

like when I got hit for 8 damage in the face

and went flat footed

I remember now

You were flatfooted because it was a surprise attack

yeah

You are always considered flatfooted until you get your first turn

what if a defining character trait of mine is paranoia

I'll make exceptions if I feel the character had ample time to prepare themselves

Then your character will suffer debuffs from the strain

oh

There are times when your character could reasonably be on guard

When will you be ready to resume?

Or just leave

Oh sorry

Yeah I should be good

I went to the bathroom