the-dump

i see

that is probably unachievable

Look, you can't just find a steam giant

look

roll to find a steam giant

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (1) = 1

O O F

Even if you have the money, you'll need to know where to buy it

Good thing that wasn’t me

My guy should be a steam giant expert, according to my backstory

Umbreon, the real steam giant was the friends you made along the way.

nice

actual 20 outcome

alright

we’ve been shopping for like two hours

Let’s go my dudes

the time is upon us

Yune and Squires will buy 2 fire paper, they give one to max.

ah

of course

nice

nice

You buying anything for vag?

The buff items won't work on him since he doesn't use a weapon, but the other potions will

well

what would I possibly buy for him

her

why are we preparing so much

badger battle armor

rusp can sneak this

yeah rusp can roll high and just beat the quest

yeah does this guy have fucking badger armor

hey umbreon

do /r deal 2

/r deal 2

🃉🂮 9♦, K♠

/r deal 2

🂱🂽 A♥, Q♥

what

fuck

umbreon won

rip

so

Hmm

but we have like +2 more sneak

well rusp does

Ponce: "But during the ceremony, they'll be off duty."

well

hmm

Ponce: "You'll have to do your work quick, but you'll have less elves to deal with,"

hm

man

I wish we had a gnoll cleric

"The beacon lighting takes place at noon tomorrow, they have a procession of children to deliver the holy water, as is custom. Something about the younger generation joining the light or whatnot."

"The sun blades and guards don't care for each other too much, you see."

rolling to make zingly's roll's higher

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (18) = 18

nice

i dont like the sound of this

it sounds like everything is going to go horribly wrong

no please

whats wrong with lolis fire

everything

o o f

I’ve got it

we kill all the children

and they will be too shocked to fight back

what

finally, a real plan

hey

you think if we kill a kid

"If you take the chance to prepare for an ambush tomorrow, you might be good."

they'll like

better idea

take the children hostage

thats a horrible idea