the-dump

yeah does this guy have fucking badger armor

hey umbreon

do /r deal 2

/r deal 2

🃉🂮 9♦, K♠

/r deal 2

🂱🂽 A♥, Q♥

Ponce: "The imperial guard are on watch all night. If you fight now, you're fighting the whole lot."

what

fuck

umbreon won

rip

so

Hmm

but we have like +2 more sneak

well rusp does

Ponce: "But during the ceremony, they'll be off duty."

well

hmm

Ponce: "You'll have to do your work quick, but you'll have less elves to deal with,"

hm

man

I wish we had a gnoll cleric

"The beacon lighting takes place at noon tomorrow, they have a procession of children to deliver the holy water, as is custom. Something about the younger generation joining the light or whatnot."

"The sun blades and guards don't care for each other too much, you see."

rolling to make zingly's roll's higher

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (18) = 18

nice

i dont like the sound of this

it sounds like everything is going to go horribly wrong

no please

whats wrong with lolis fire

everything

o o f

I’ve got it

we kill all the children

and they will be too shocked to fight back

what

hey

you think if we kill a kid

"If you take the chance to prepare for an ambush tomorrow, you might be good."

they'll like

better idea

take the children hostage

thats a horrible idea

pretty sure to them

this key > anything else

you make a point

Ponce: "Look, in your current attire you won't do a child impersonation very well."

"You can't exactly hide that polearm up your ass."

“Are you sure about that?”

"No, but when they see a halfling bent over shitting out a lance I think that'll raise some alarms."

hmm

“Good point.”

i dont think the child thing will work

yeah

Ponce: "I don't know, you'd need some way of disturbing the ceremony first before I'd even consider taking out a weapon."

spiders

fire

fire

yes?

i like the idea of fire

"The spiders, huh? Well, guess it'll certainly prevent any civilian casualties. You'd still need your shit stowed away in the temple before hand."

"It is forbidden for any to enter the sunswords' temple during the entire ritual, that includes the imperial guard. Not sure if they'd be one to adhere to tradition if ya were swinging blades at people, but you know."

"I 'spose children are considered 'pure', or somethin'. A load of crap that is."

this guy hates everyone

I like it

Ponce: "Well, guess you lot should head off! You got a big day ahead of you!"

"Oh and don't get yourself killed. An adventuring crew like yourselves is any shopkeeps's dream."

“Thanks for the supplies and gifts, we’ll try not to die”

Ponce: "Remember to drink that potion!"

So, the party heads off towards the temple.

now the real question is

when do I drink my potion

Vag seems tame enough, so long as he isn't provoked. But you realize the monkeyfish will be a problem if you get within ear-shot of the guards.

god damnit

Following his last command from his father, Abraham appears to be eagerly bouncing in the direction of the temple.