the-dump

I’m just imagining these guys will be armored to all hell

hopefully we dont have to fight

yeah

if you dont fuck up

Woah woah woah

Yune: "No no, this is fine. That just puts you debt to us, which you can repay with our reward money. This is in addition to the cut I get as the leader, of course."

Let’s not got too ahead of ourselves

“Nevermind”

They already bought it for you.

god damnit

I'm just giving you a hard time

its because you're black

I need as much money as I can get

It's because they're (((greedy)))

80k is a goal

ah

i see

that is probably unachievable

Look, you can't just find a steam giant

look

roll to find a steam giant

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (1) = 1

O O F

Even if you have the money, you'll need to know where to buy it

Good thing that wasn’t me

My guy should be a steam giant expert, according to my backstory

Umbreon, the real steam giant was the friends you made along the way.

nice

actual 20 outcome

alright

we’ve been shopping for like two hours

Let’s go my dudes

the time is upon us

Yune and Squires will buy 2 fire paper, they give one to max.

ah

of course

nice

nice

You buying anything for vag?

well

what would I possibly buy for him

her

why are we preparing so much

badger battle armor

rusp can sneak this

yeah rusp can roll high and just beat the quest

yeah does this guy have fucking badger armor

hey umbreon

do /r deal 2

/r deal 2

🃉🂮 9♦, K♠

/r deal 2

🂱🂽 A♥, Q♥

Ponce: "The imperial guard are on watch all night. If you fight now, you're fighting the whole lot."

what

fuck

umbreon won

rip

so

Hmm

but we have like +2 more sneak

well rusp does

Ponce: "But during the ceremony, they'll be off duty."

well

hmm

Ponce: "You'll have to do your work quick, but you'll have less elves to deal with,"

hm

man

I wish we had a gnoll cleric

"The beacon lighting takes place at noon tomorrow, they have a procession of children to deliver the holy water, as is custom. Something about the younger generation joining the light or whatnot."

"The sun blades and guards don't care for each other too much, you see."

rolling to make zingly's roll's higher

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (18) = 18

nice

i dont like the sound of this

it sounds like everything is going to go horribly wrong