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Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:33 PM the-dump

and then I could totally sleight of hand the keys

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:33 PM the-dump

yessiree

taxes Jun 26, 2018 11:33 PM the-dump

with your mage hand

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:34 PM the-dump

It will be fragile, and it disappears after an hour

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:34 PM the-dump

this plan is pretty great

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:34 PM the-dump

sleight of mage hand

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:34 PM the-dump

i think 1 hour to escape the city is pretty good

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:34 PM the-dump

rip joke

Deleted User Jun 26, 2018 11:35 PM the-dump

got places to go

Deleted User Jun 26, 2018 11:35 PM the-dump

gotta follow the rainbow

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:35 PM the-dump

anyone who saw that joke will die within three hours

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:35 PM the-dump

what if i forgot i saw it

taxes Jun 26, 2018 11:35 PM the-dump

what was the joke

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:35 PM the-dump

the joke didn’t forget you

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:35 PM the-dump

Ponce: "So uh, fighting the elves. There's two groups of em' you'll have to look out for. The imperial guard and the sun blades."

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:35 PM the-dump

roll to erase the joke's memory

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:35 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 11:35 PM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (18) = 18

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:36 PM the-dump

Sun blades huh

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:36 PM the-dump

sounds familiar

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:36 PM the-dump

wonder what they could be based off of

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:36 PM the-dump

🤔

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:36 PM the-dump

Ponce: "The imperial guard has been on the lookout a lot lately. They're led by, uh....Siegfried. Large, strong fellow. Gray hair, very stern."

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:36 PM the-dump

Uh oh

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:36 PM the-dump

"Those guys mean business in a fight."

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:36 PM the-dump

"he's a dick"

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:36 PM the-dump

we know that guy

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:37 PM the-dump

Umbreon if we fight you should totally drop a bear trap on his head

taxes Jun 26, 2018 11:37 PM the-dump

S I E G

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:37 PM the-dump

"Then there's those pompous sun blades, led by that dumb broad."

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:38 PM the-dump

"Them, I reckon you could give quite the licking, only if you're absolutely ready."

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:38 PM the-dump

cough cough

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:38 PM the-dump

hint hint

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:38 PM the-dump

Fuck

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:38 PM the-dump

roll to murder the sick man in vc

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:38 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 11:38 PM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (2) = 2

Deleted User Jun 26, 2018 11:38 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 11:38 PM the-dump

@Deleted User: d20 = (6) = 6

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:38 PM the-dump

I heard they had renowned author Robby Rob Robinson

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:39 PM the-dump

"Gwyneth will be meditating in her temple all night; she's been staying there the past few days. Part a' that beacon lighting ritual. Meant to appease the gods, I suppose."

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:40 PM the-dump

"She has her sun acolytes accompanying her. I wouldn't worry 'bout them so much as the bitch."

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:40 PM the-dump

damn

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:40 PM the-dump

he really hates gwendolyn

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:41 PM the-dump

"Then there's another that's been stayin with her...right, her new boy toy."

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:41 PM the-dump

hot

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:41 PM the-dump

"That whore must be gettin' a new one every week."

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:42 PM the-dump

Wow

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:42 PM the-dump

he really hates her, huh

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:42 PM the-dump

Is this old man you, Gent?

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:43 PM the-dump

Ponce: "I hate all a' those elves. Makin' all these regulations in Marigold."

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:43 PM the-dump

Gent has a really long finger?

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:43 PM the-dump

yeah

Dan K. Meme Jun 26, 2018 11:43 PM the-dump

huh

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:43 PM the-dump

it’s really good at setting off traps

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:44 PM the-dump

"I would recommend an escape route, if I may."

taxes Jun 26, 2018 11:44 PM the-dump

are there any wells

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:44 PM the-dump

"There's a sort a' back passage through this town, the snakewoods."

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:45 PM the-dump

“No”

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:45 PM the-dump

“Please, no”

taxes Jun 26, 2018 11:45 PM the-dump

Yes!

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:45 PM the-dump

"Ah, you've been troubled by the snakes too I see?"

taxes Jun 26, 2018 11:45 PM the-dump

i hope he has snake spray

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:45 PM the-dump

"Heh, I must've made half my money off of antitoxins."

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:46 PM the-dump

“Us four (pointing to me, vag, Squires, yune) nearly died in there”

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:46 PM the-dump

accident

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:46 PM the-dump

"I’ll tell ya what, if it weren’t fer them pointy eared tree fuckers we woulda plowed down that entire forest years ago.”

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:46 PM the-dump

"'It's part of the natural world' my ass."

taxes Jun 26, 2018 11:47 PM the-dump

man i hope we go the back way and have to end up fighting owlbear man and the gemlord

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:47 PM the-dump

pointy eared tree fuckers

taxes Jun 26, 2018 11:47 PM the-dump

having*

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:47 PM the-dump

nice

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:47 PM the-dump

We'll just see, won't we?

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:47 PM the-dump

haha!

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:48 PM the-dump

Alright

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:48 PM the-dump

I think the time has come

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:48 PM the-dump

"You...sure you don't want anythin' else?"

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:48 PM the-dump

I don’t think we have much money left

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:49 PM the-dump

Your buddies have 140 gold

Gent Jun 26, 2018 11:49 PM the-dump

I said this

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 11:49 PM the-dump

I mean

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