the-dump

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

KURSED

NO

oof

MAX

what

sorry umbreon

now we all have to suffer

roll to execute the monkeys in vc

i have everyone in vc mmuted

LMAO

except one

but i wont tell anyone

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (5) = 5

thanks for not muting me, max ❤

Prestidigitation: "Prestidigitations are minor tricks that novice spellcasters use for practice. Once cast, a prestidigitation spell enables you to perform simple magical effects for 1 hour. The effects are minor and have severe limitations. A prestidigitation can slowly lift 1 pound of material. It can color, clean, or soil items in a 1-foot cube each round. It can chill, warm, or flavor 1 pound of nonliving material. It cannot deal damage or affect the concentration of spellcasters. Prestidigitation can create small objects, but they look crude and artificial. The materials created by a prestidigitation spell are extremely fragile, and they cannot be used as tools, weapons, or spell components."

This is basically the "do everything else" spell

amazing

he can make the key taste like something

So yeah, he can create a fake key

ho

DAMN

OHO

and then I could totally sleight of hand the keys

yessiree

with your mage hand

It will be fragile, and it disappears after an hour

this plan is pretty great

sleight of mage hand

i think 1 hour to escape the city is pretty good

rip joke

got places to go

gotta follow the rainbow

anyone who saw that joke will die within three hours

what if i forgot i saw it

what was the joke

Ponce: "So uh, fighting the elves. There's two groups of em' you'll have to look out for. The imperial guard and the sun blades."

roll to erase the joke's memory

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (18) = 18

Sun blades huh

sounds familiar

wonder what they could be based off of

Ponce: "The imperial guard has been on the lookout a lot lately. They're led by, uh....Siegfried. Large, strong fellow. Gray hair, very stern."

Uh oh

"Those guys mean business in a fight."

"he's a dick"

we know that guy

Umbreon if we fight you should totally drop a bear trap on his head

S I E G

"Then there's those pompous sun blades, led by that dumb broad."

"Them, I reckon you could give quite the licking, only if you're absolutely ready."

cough cough

hint hint

Fuck

roll to murder the sick man in vc

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (2) = 2

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (6) = 6

I heard they had renowned author Robby Rob Robinson

"Gwyneth will be meditating in her temple all night; she's been staying there the past few days. Part a' that beacon lighting ritual. Meant to appease the gods, I suppose."

"She has her sun acolytes accompanying her. I wouldn't worry 'bout them so much as the bitch."

damn

he really hates gwendolyn

"Then there's another that's been stayin with her...right, her new boy toy."

hot

"That whore must be gettin' a new one every week."

Wow

he really hates her, huh

Is this old man you, Gent?

Ponce: "I hate all a' those elves. Makin' all these regulations in Marigold."

Gent has a really long finger?

yeah

huh