the-dump

"Them, I reckon you could give quite the licking, only if you're absolutely ready."

cough cough

hint hint

Fuck

roll to murder the sick man in vc

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (2) = 2

/r d20

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I heard they had renowned author Robby Rob Robinson

"Gwyneth will be meditating in her temple all night; she's been staying there the past few days. Part a' that beacon lighting ritual. Meant to appease the gods, I suppose."

"She has her sun acolytes accompanying her. I wouldn't worry 'bout them so much as the bitch."

damn

he really hates gwendolyn

"Then there's another that's been stayin with her...right, her new boy toy."

hot

"That whore must be gettin' a new one every week."

Wow

he really hates her, huh

Is this old man you, Gent?

Ponce: "I hate all a' those elves. Makin' all these regulations in Marigold."

Gent has a really long finger?

yeah

huh

it’s really good at setting off traps

"I would recommend an escape route, if I may."

are there any wells

"There's a sort a' back passage through this town, the snakewoods."

“No”

“Please, no”

Yes!

"Ah, you've been troubled by the snakes too I see?"

i hope he has snake spray

"Heh, I must've made half my money off of antitoxins."

“Us four (pointing to me, vag, Squires, yune) nearly died in there”

accident

"I’ll tell ya what, if it weren’t fer them pointy eared tree fuckers we woulda plowed down that entire forest years ago.”

"'It's part of the natural world' my ass."

pointy eared tree fuckers

We'll just see, won't we?

haha!

Alright

I think the time has come

"You...sure you don't want anythin' else?"

I don’t think we have much money left

Your buddies have 140 gold

I said this

I mean

we could stock up on the health potions

So remind me, what have you bought so far?

and the others could get the fire potions and such

I’ve personally bought spiders

That’s it

I think

uh

yes

Spiders, feather weight potion, x3 adrenaline, x3 saving grace?

3x adrenaline

huh

oh right

I did get that potion

squires and yune bought some adrenaline

oh

You guys could always get some burning paper or something

I would suggest some form of buffing

I can’t really use it

You have your own buff going

indeed

EBOLA

well

not actually ebola

but

gent

that’s what I’d like it think

none of u know how to play

i think youre expecting too much

yep

I mean, these are written to be easier to understand