the-dump

uh should we hide

Ponce: "Ah, that must be him. Come in!"

oh

oh geez

it’s bopen

One of the street thugs slams the door open.

Thug: "Yo homie, I got the good."

oh no

Ponce: "Yes yes, set over there will you?"

marijuanas

He hands the man a few bottles of a pinkish liquid.

oh boy

pink liquid

Thugs: "Ay, you workin with my nigga now?"

when you drink it it makes you gay for 2 minutes

good stuff

gay stuff nice

is it like soylent

yes

Is he talking to me

You appear to be the only other "nigga" in the room

oh shit

He slaps you on the ass and exits the building.

damn

sexual assault

That term doesn't exist among your kind

damn

He unveals the bag that the thug brought.

Within it are a strange looking whistle and a glove.

dog whistle

and a hawk glove

a rape whistle would’ve been useful moments ago

Is it a whistle

He walks over to umbreon.

Ponce: "This here is the domineering whistle, you can make any lowly beasts yield to you."

dude

w o l f

what?

roll to be prey

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (16) = 16

roll to be prey

-domineering whistle (all intimidated beasts in an area may attack other targets if you pass a handle animal check)

get a fucking armadillo

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (5) = 5

"hoho"

roll to be pred

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (4) = 4

rip

roll to be pred

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (9) = 9

roll to be pred

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (9) = 9

tie

This only affects beasts that are already intimidated

roll to beep red

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (10) = 10

hey

would my green potion happen to be

EXP

ono

rusp

no

Are you asking him?

sure why not

he arrests you

oh fuck

whats the glove for

you know

glove things

the glove is called the infinity mitten

Ponce: "The hell- uh....no. Is that one of your slang terms?"

makes you really good at fingering