the-dump

try it rusp

its worth it

“Should I use it now?”

-(20 g)fire paper (applies fire buff for 1 minute) -(20 g)gold pine resin (applies electricity buff for 1 minute) -(50 g)jar of spiders soaked in stimulating agent (area will now be swarmed with aggressive spiders, targets take damage and are panicked on a failed will save or shaken on successful saves) -(20 gold)adrenaline (removes all effects of fatigue, allows you to strike targets using your strength or dexterity, warning: adverse effects if overused) -(20 gold)saving grace (bestows user with temporary hit points equal to maximum health, using it is a swift action as it absorbs into the skin, warning: adverse effects if overused) -(10 g)clear ear (+2 bonus to perception and knowledge checks for 6 hours, but a -2 on all charisma-based checks) -(10 g)cave wart adhesive (handy glue, capable of holding up to 10 pounds of weight) -(50 g)feather weight (your body now has the weight of a feather, you may glide when falling and steer upon a successful fly check, fall damage is greatly reduced) -(30 g)corrosive cocktail (acid damage in an area)

ty

so question again, the saving grace

also rusp doesnt have enough money

Ponce: "Errr, I'm not quite sure of the duration...frankly, I don't quite remember what it does at all."

how long does the hp thing last

“Uhh... what if it’s poison..?”

Ponce: "It- shouldn't be?"

“You don’t sound very sure”

"And that adrenaline will allow you to strike more....dexterously, you could say."

wait a second

hey i need the adrenaline for my fatigue from r a g e

true

fatigueis bad right

what does it even do

kkek

god I fucking hate myself

wew

It makes you weaker, basically

oh

yeah im buying the adrenline

god

I really don’t want to drink the green shit

btw gent

what if it turns you into the hulk, rusp

Ponce: "Let me make this clear, fighting the elves will not be a winning battle."

ill play for the rest of rusp's two things, since they both cost 50 and he only has 80 something

rusp will be broke though

For times like this, it'd be best to treat your gold as the party's gold

yes

does he have a secret selection

So max is at 107 gold

I was expecting him to give me something

But I was expecting it to be

A bit more

Directly useful?

You hear a knocking at the door.

Ponce: "Ah, that must be him. Come in!"

oh

oh geez

it’s bopen

One of the street thugs slams the door open.

Thug: "Yo homie, I got the good."

oh no

Ponce: "Yes yes, set over there will you?"

marijuanas

He hands the man a few bottles of a pinkish liquid.

oh boy

pink liquid

Thugs: "Ay, you workin with my nigga now?"

when you drink it it makes you gay for 2 minutes

good stuff

gay stuff nice

is it like soylent

yes

Is he talking to me

You appear to be the only other "nigga" in the room

oh shit

He slaps you on the ass and exits the building.

damn

sexual assault

That term doesn't exist among your kind

damn

He unveals the bag that the thug brought.

Within it are a strange looking whistle and a glove.

dog whistle

and a hawk glove

a rape whistle would’ve been useful moments ago

Is it a whistle

He walks over to umbreon.

Ponce: "This here is the domineering whistle, you can make any lowly beasts yield to you."

dude

w o l f

what?

the wolf