the-dump

god

I really don’t want to drink the green shit

btw gent

what if it turns you into the hulk, rusp

Ponce: "Let me make this clear, fighting the elves will not be a winning battle."

ill play for the rest of rusp's two things, since they both cost 50 and he only has 80 something

rusp will be broke though

For times like this, it'd be best to treat your gold as the party's gold

yes

does he have a secret selection

So max is at 107 gold

I was expecting him to give me something

But I was expecting it to be

A bit more

Directly useful?

You hear a knocking at the door.

uh should we hide

Ponce: "Ah, that must be him. Come in!"

oh

oh geez

it’s bopen

One of the street thugs slams the door open.

Thug: "Yo homie, I got the good."

oh no

Ponce: "Yes yes, set over there will you?"

marijuanas

He hands the man a few bottles of a pinkish liquid.

oh boy

pink liquid

Thugs: "Ay, you workin with my nigga now?"

when you drink it it makes you gay for 2 minutes

good stuff

gay stuff nice

is it like soylent

yes

Is he talking to me

You appear to be the only other "nigga" in the room

oh shit

He slaps you on the ass and exits the building.

damn

That term doesn't exist among your kind

damn

He unveals the bag that the thug brought.

Within it are a strange looking whistle and a glove.

dog whistle

and a hawk glove

a rape whistle would’ve been useful moments ago

Is it a whistle

He walks over to umbreon.

Ponce: "This here is the domineering whistle, you can make any lowly beasts yield to you."

dude

w o l f

what?

the wolf

roll to be prey

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (16) = 16

roll to be prey

-domineering whistle (all intimidated beasts in an area may attack other targets if you pass a handle animal check)

get a fucking armadillo

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (5) = 5

"hoho"

roll to be pred

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (4) = 4

rip

roll to be pred

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (9) = 9

roll to be pred

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (9) = 9

tie

This only affects beasts that are already intimidated

roll to beep red

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (10) = 10