the-dump

fuck

Give me an intelligence check

oh god

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

You consider for a moment, maybe Vag doesn't actually need to pay the toll

Holy shit

you’re a genius

I’ll let him cross the bridge as a lone vag

do owls eat badgers?

or bears?

I would say no

badgers are terrifying

You'll have to roll me knowledge nature

Do I have any bonuses on this

You have a -3

bonuses everywhere

/r d20-3

@Rusp: d20-3 = (14)-3 = 11

wow

still pretty good all things considered

I have no fear

Chad will protect him

You figure it could eat a lot of things.

her

I trust in vag’s ability to cross a bridge

So are you climbing or swimming?

Well

I’m black

So I think you know

Squires: "Wait wait wait! Yune can cast enlarge on you!"

“No.”

does being black allow him to climb bet

better*

Yune: whispering "How the fuck will that help?"

at least one of them has sense

If only gratia were here

It depends on how he wants to climb

What does that mean

do blacks climb differently

Will it give me a bonus

it better

Squires: "If you're bigger, you can reach farther and swing across faster!"

“No.”

Give me a roll.

im going to get a snack real quick while rusp is monkeying aroun

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (19) = 19

oh baby

I haven't even eaten yet.

A primal feeling comes over you. This is what you were made for.

Done like a true monkey

The weight of squires on your shoulders feels nonexistent.

Wait what

he was on my shoulders?

Yeah...he said to help him get under Nessie

Well

It all worked out in the end I guess

Don't speak too soon

no

please no

Nessie is gonna try to grab Max.

Oh

like

take?

is he now

Or is he getting into it

Like rape

oh

NICE

well ill let this play out for a second

alright as he tries to grab max im going to grab him

oh

this is fine

What will you do?

Ok

Oh okay

Grab him and ask to join

im going to grapple him and jump off the bridge with him

Welp