Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:46 PM the-dump

Does this help me cross the support beams

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

while holding a vag

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

The support beams don't leave much space, especially for someone your size

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

Wait, you're bringing Vag too?

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

How else will the lad be getting acrossed

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

vag should do it himself

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

I will not let my poor boy drown

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

although he might actually be able to swim

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

She

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

fuck

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

Give me an intelligence check

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

oh god

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

You consider for a moment, maybe Vag doesn't actually need to pay the toll

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

Holy shit

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

you’re a genius

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

I’ll let him cross the bridge as a lone vag

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

do owls eat badgers?

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

or bears?

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

I would say no

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

badgers are terrifying

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

You'll have to roll me knowledge nature

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

Do I have any bonuses on this

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

You have a -3

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

bonuses everywhere

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

/r d20-3

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20-3 = (14)-3 = 11

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

wow

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

still pretty good all things considered

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

I have no fear

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

Chad will protect him

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

You figure it could eat a lot of things.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

her

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

I trust in vag’s ability to cross a bridge

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

So are you climbing or swimming?

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

Well

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

I’m black

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

So I think you know

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:52 PM the-dump

Squires: "Wait wait wait! Yune can cast enlarge on you!"

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:52 PM the-dump

“No.”

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:52 PM the-dump

does being black allow him to climb bet

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:52 PM the-dump

better*

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:52 PM the-dump

Yune: whispering "How the fuck will that help?"

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:53 PM the-dump

at least one of them has sense

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:53 PM the-dump

If only gratia were here

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:53 PM the-dump

It depends on how he wants to climb

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:53 PM the-dump

What does that mean

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:53 PM the-dump

do blacks climb differently

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:53 PM the-dump

Are you gonna swing like the filthy monkey you are?

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:54 PM the-dump

Will it give me a bonus

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:54 PM the-dump

it better

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:54 PM the-dump

Squires: "If you're bigger, you can reach farther and swing across faster!"

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:54 PM the-dump

“No.”

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

Give me a roll.

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

im going to get a snack real quick while rusp is monkeying aroun

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (19) = 19

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

oh baby

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

I haven't even eaten yet.

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

A primal feeling comes over you. This is what you were made for.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

Done like a true monkey

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:56 PM the-dump

The weight of squires on your shoulders feels nonexistent.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:56 PM the-dump

Wait what

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:56 PM the-dump

he was on my shoulders?

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:56 PM the-dump

Yeah...he said to help him get under Nessie

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:56 PM the-dump

Well

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

It all worked out in the end I guess

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

Don't speak too soon

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

no

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

please no

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

Nessie is gonna try to grab Max.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

Oh

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

like

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

take?

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

is he now

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

Or is he getting into it

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:58 PM the-dump

Like rape

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:58 PM the-dump

oh

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:58 PM the-dump

NICE

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:58 PM the-dump

well ill let this play out for a second

Archive details

Kappa⁴ Archive

Archive navigation

the-dump

Jump to date