the-dump

i will wait until max gets across

You're just letting this happen?

yeah

i dont see anything that could go wrong

The virgin chad

welp

Woah step off old man

This is my girl

shhhh

First Rusp, what are you doing?

Ok

So I have acrobatics

Yeah

Does this help me cross the support beams

while holding a vag

The support beams don't leave much space, especially for someone your size

Wait, you're bringing Vag too?

How else will the lad be getting acrossed

vag should do it himself

I will not let my poor boy drown

although he might actually be able to swim

She

fuck

Give me an intelligence check

oh god

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

You consider for a moment, maybe Vag doesn't actually need to pay the toll

Holy shit

you’re a genius

I’ll let him cross the bridge as a lone vag

do owls eat badgers?

or bears?

I would say no

badgers are terrifying

You'll have to roll me knowledge nature

Do I have any bonuses on this

You have a -3

bonuses everywhere

/r d20-3

wow

still pretty good all things considered

I have no fear

Chad will protect him

You figure it could eat a lot of things.

her

I trust in vag’s ability to cross a bridge

So are you climbing or swimming?

Well

I’m black

So I think you know

Squires: "Wait wait wait! Yune can cast enlarge on you!"

“No.”

does being black allow him to climb bet

better*

Yune: whispering "How the fuck will that help?"

at least one of them has sense

If only gratia were here

It depends on how he wants to climb

What does that mean

do blacks climb differently

Will it give me a bonus

it better

Squires: "If you're bigger, you can reach farther and swing across faster!"

“No.”

Give me a roll.

im going to get a snack real quick while rusp is monkeying aroun

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (19) = 19

oh baby

I haven't even eaten yet.

A primal feeling comes over you. This is what you were made for.

Done like a true monkey

The weight of squires on your shoulders feels nonexistent.

Wait what

he was on my shoulders?

Yeah...he said to help him get under Nessie

Well

It all worked out in the end I guess