the-dump

I am 25

He wasn't talking to you rusp

Max, do you approach him?

Aw

like the kiss?

or

approach him in asking to get through for it

offer him a little extra max

He has his arms wide open right now

Maybe he’ll let us all by

well

this seems pedophilic

but I guess this works

Yune whispers something to Squires, and they both back away.

I’m going with them

i feel like something bad will happen to me

but uh

/r d20+5

@Gent: d20+5 = (6)+5 = 11

ill go up to him and give him a peck on the cheek? ill slowly walk up to him though

nothing could go wrong

/r d20+6

@Gent: d20+6 = (13)+6 = 19

Woah

Things are happening

Squires stumbles down the stairs on his way back. The owlbear turns its head towards him. Yune, however is able to slip under the bridge unnoticed.

Squires gives a nervous chuckle.

i would like to use wild empathy on the owlbear to distract it

Squires hides behind Rusp.

Okay, give me a roll

/r d20+1

@Dan K. Meme: d20+1 = (18)+1 = 19

Oh boy

Chad always get them

Alright, the owlbear loosens up a bit.

Nessie: "Come on, don't be shy hehehe!"

As they’re playing tonsil hockey, I’d like to search for traps

Squires: whispering "Hey black man, you blend in with the dark. Can you help me sneak under the bridge right where Nessie is?"

“Ok”

“but can I search for traps first”

/r d20+7

@Rusp: d20+7 = (7)+7 = 14

You see umbreon's bear trap

Oh shit

Now to sneak squires under the bridge

Alright, what will you do?

that’s a good question

I think I’ll use stealth

with him behind my back

Good good, give me a good ass roll

any bonuses here

+9, I believe

Oh baby

dont worry rusp if he notices you, i have a plan

29 incoming

/r d20+9

@Rusp: d20+9 = (7)+9 = 16

could be worse

Okay, you slip away unnoticed.

oh boy

We’ve done it

Go in for the kiss max

nothing could go wrong

okay do i have to roll

Under the bridge you see flowing water. Yune is currently shimmying her away across the support beams.

oh fuck

oh no

i better distract good

I PROBABLY CANT SWIM

RACIAL DISADVANTAGES

Shimmying will be slower but safer.

are you also carrying your badger with you?

Hmm

Nessie starts walking towards max.

Ok

Now shove the spear through his jugular

rusp i dont think thatd work

The owlbear is watching the whole thing.

Didn’t chad make him more docile or something

im just going to let this happen