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Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:39 PM the-dump

“but can I search for traps first”

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:39 PM the-dump

Roll

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:39 PM the-dump

/r d20+7

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:39 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20+7 = (7)+7 = 14

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:39 PM the-dump

You see umbreon's bear trap

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:39 PM the-dump

Oh shit

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:40 PM the-dump

Now to sneak squires under the bridge

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:40 PM the-dump

Alright, what will you do?

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:40 PM the-dump

that’s a good question

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:40 PM the-dump

I think I’ll use stealth

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:40 PM the-dump

with him behind my back

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:41 PM the-dump

Good good, give me a good ass roll

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:41 PM the-dump

any bonuses here

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:41 PM the-dump

+9, I believe

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:41 PM the-dump

Oh baby

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:41 PM the-dump

dont worry rusp if he notices you, i have a plan

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:41 PM the-dump

29 incoming

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:41 PM the-dump

/r d20+9

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:41 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20+9 = (7)+9 = 16

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:41 PM the-dump

could be worse

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:41 PM the-dump

Okay, you slip away unnoticed.

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:42 PM the-dump

oh boy

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:42 PM the-dump

We’ve done it

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:42 PM the-dump

Go in for the kiss max

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:42 PM the-dump

nothing could go wrong

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:42 PM the-dump

okay do i have to roll

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:42 PM the-dump

Under the bridge you see flowing water. Yune is currently shimmying her away across the support beams.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:42 PM the-dump

oh fuck

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:42 PM the-dump

oh no

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:43 PM the-dump

i better distract good

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:43 PM the-dump

I PROBABLY CANT SWIM

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:43 PM the-dump

RACIAL DISADVANTAGES

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:43 PM the-dump

Shimmying will be slower but safer.

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:43 PM the-dump

are you also carrying your badger with you?

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:43 PM the-dump

Hmm

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:43 PM the-dump

Nessie starts walking towards max.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:43 PM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:44 PM the-dump

Now shove the spear through his jugular

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:44 PM the-dump

rusp i dont think thatd work

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:44 PM the-dump

The owlbear is watching the whole thing.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:44 PM the-dump

Didn’t chad make him more docile or something

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:44 PM the-dump

im just going to let this happen

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:45 PM the-dump

Umbreon, you've seen most of your party has disappeared with some sort of plan going

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:45 PM the-dump

indeed

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:45 PM the-dump

i will wait until max gets across

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:45 PM the-dump

You're just letting this happen?

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:45 PM the-dump

yeah

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:45 PM the-dump

i dont see anything that could go wrong

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:45 PM the-dump

The virgin chad

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:45 PM the-dump

welp

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:45 PM the-dump

Woah step off old man

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:45 PM the-dump

This is my girl

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:46 PM the-dump

shhhh

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:46 PM the-dump

First Rusp, what are you doing?

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:46 PM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:46 PM the-dump

So I have acrobatics

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:46 PM the-dump

Yeah

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:46 PM the-dump

Does this help me cross the support beams

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

while holding a vag

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

The support beams don't leave much space, especially for someone your size

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

Wait, you're bringing Vag too?

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

How else will the lad be getting acrossed

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

vag should do it himself

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

I will not let my poor boy drown

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

although he might actually be able to swim

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

She

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

fuck

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

Give me an intelligence check

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

oh god

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

You consider for a moment, maybe Vag doesn't actually need to pay the toll

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

Holy shit

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

you’re a genius

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

I’ll let him cross the bridge as a lone vag

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

do owls eat badgers?

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

or bears?

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

I would say no

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

badgers are terrifying

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

You'll have to roll me knowledge nature

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

Do I have any bonuses on this