the-dump

Nessie: "How it works here is you hand me some fancy trinket and I let you pass. You try and pass without paying and ol' Girly will put you down"

Nessie: "So, watcha got?"

By the way, you all restore 2 more health on your way through the cave.

Let him take a close look at the bear trap

I have a plan for the bear trap

Do tell

can i try giving him that random mineral i picked up

I was going to give him the eyepatch

He refuses the mineral and the eyepatch.

okay i offer him a kiss

fuck

Nessie: "Oh come now, I know you can do better"

I offer him a kiss

i offered first

Um

Are you two okay going into combat or would you rather try and rp out of this?

i think we might have to combat

rusp?

I’d like to run away after I offer the kiss

not past him

Nessie: "Ah, now you're speaking my language"

oh boy

Wait

uhh

He gives a creepy smile

wait a second

i think he might be a pedo

"Wait, he's a man and he's a man"

hmmmm

That was already canon wans't it?

was it?

i just remeber someone kissing him

I’m rolling for my guys age

to get through

/r d15+15

@Rusp: d15+15 = (10)+15 = 25

I am 25

He wasn't talking to you rusp

Max, do you approach him?

Aw

or

approach him in asking to get through for it

offer him a little extra max

He has his arms wide open right now

Maybe he’ll let us all by

well

this seems pedophilic

but I guess this works

Yune whispers something to Squires, and they both back away.

I’m going with them

i feel like something bad will happen to me

but uh

/r d20+5

@Gent: d20+5 = (6)+5 = 11

ill go up to him and give him a peck on the cheek? ill slowly walk up to him though

nothing could go wrong

/r d20+6

@Gent: d20+6 = (13)+6 = 19

Woah

Things are happening

Squires stumbles down the stairs on his way back. The owlbear turns its head towards him. Yune, however is able to slip under the bridge unnoticed.

Squires gives a nervous chuckle.

i would like to use wild empathy on the owlbear to distract it

Squires hides behind Rusp.

Okay, give me a roll

/r d20+1

@Dan K. Meme: d20+1 = (18)+1 = 19

Oh boy

Chad always get them

Alright, the owlbear loosens up a bit.

Nessie: "Come on, don't be shy hehehe!"

As they’re playing tonsil hockey, I’d like to search for traps

Squires: whispering "Hey black man, you blend in with the dark. Can you help me sneak under the bridge right where Nessie is?"

“Ok”

“but can I search for traps first”

Roll

/r d20+7

@Rusp: d20+7 = (7)+7 = 14

You see umbreon's bear trap

Oh shit