the-dump

The gnome resting on top falls to the ground. He hits his head on the planks of the bridge.

we see this happening yes

/r d4

@Gent: d4 = (4) = 4

Is the gnome dead

answer is yes

The gnome swears out in pain.

Gnome: "What is it girl? Whatcha lookin at?"

The beast next to him growls deeply.

It slams down two large paws onto the ground, appearing ready to fight.

Quick, tame his animal

Gnome: "Woah there! Oh, I see. Trying to get by without paying, eh?"

"oh sorry chum, i didn't realize there was a toll"

The gnome pulls out a gilded musket.

The beast lets out a loud yawn.

Gnome: "No crime in ignorance. Just, step over to that side will ya?"

"Alrighty"

roll to summon a micro-dildo

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (6) = 6

rip

"The name's Nessie, and this here is my owlbear, but you can call her Gertrude"

that’s a weird looking eaglebear

After waiting 6 hours, the eaglebear transformed into its night form.

Obviously

Oh how could I have forgotten

can I roll to see if my guy knew this

No

damnit

My guy didn’t know what gnolls were

So this is fair

Nessie: "How it works here is you hand me some fancy trinket and I let you pass. You try and pass without paying and ol' Girly will put you down"

Nessie: "So, watcha got?"

By the way, you all restore 2 more health on your way through the cave.

Let him take a close look at the bear trap

I have a plan for the bear trap

Do tell

can i try giving him that random mineral i picked up

I was going to give him the eyepatch

He refuses the mineral and the eyepatch.

fuck

Nessie: "Oh come now, I know you can do better"

I offer him a kiss

i offered first

Um

Are you two okay going into combat or would you rather try and rp out of this?

i think we might have to combat

rusp?

I’d like to run away after I offer the kiss

not past him

Nessie: "Ah, now you're speaking my language"

oh boy

Wait

uhh

He gives a creepy smile

wait a second

i think he might be a pedo

"Wait, he's a man and he's a man"

hmmmm

That was already canon wans't it?

was it?

i just remeber someone kissing him

I’m rolling for my guys age

to get through

/r d15+15

@Rusp: d15+15 = (10)+15 = 25

I am 25

He wasn't talking to you rusp

Max, do you approach him?

Aw

like the kiss?

or

approach him in asking to get through for it

offer him a little extra max

He has his arms wide open right now

Maybe he’ll let us all by

well

this seems pedophilic

but I guess this works

Yune whispers something to Squires, and they both back away.