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Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

Over to the left is a large river with a bridge spanning its length. A well-dressed gnome appears to be dozing off in the center of it, resting upon some sort of furry mound.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

Ah

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

this part

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

What will you guys do?

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

ill just wait for someone else to do somethiing

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

I’d like to brush vag

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:11 PM the-dump

i will approach the gnome

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:11 PM the-dump

Vag accepts this silently. His eyes have a cat-like glow.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:11 PM the-dump

wonderful

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

You're just walking up?

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

yeah

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

Um, give me a roll for noise

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (10) = 10

Deleted User Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

rolling to gas

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

an average amount of noise

Deleted User Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

@Deleted User: d20 = (8) = 8

Deleted User Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

bad

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (8) = 8

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (7) = 7

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:13 PM the-dump

The gnome doesn't seem to respond yet.

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:13 PM the-dump

alright ill just walk past him

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:13 PM the-dump

/r d20+6

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:13 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+6 = (11)+6 = 17

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

The mound shifts abruptly.

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

The creature moves its girth in your direction. You see it has the head of an owl.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

watch out for that girth

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

huh

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

do i recognize this creature?

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

Knowledge nature check

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (9) = 9

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:16 PM the-dump

No bonus?

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:16 PM the-dump

no

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:16 PM the-dump

It seems scary.

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:16 PM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:16 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (2)+2 = 4

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:17 PM the-dump

The gnome resting on top falls to the ground. He hits his head on the planks of the bridge.

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:17 PM the-dump

we see this happening yes

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:17 PM the-dump

/r d4

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:17 PM the-dump

@Gent: d4 = (4) = 4

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:17 PM the-dump

Is the gnome dead

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:17 PM the-dump

answer is yes

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

The gnome swears out in pain.

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

Gnome: "What is it girl? Whatcha lookin at?"

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:19 PM the-dump

The beast next to him growls deeply.

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:19 PM the-dump

It slams down two large paws onto the ground, appearing ready to fight.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:20 PM the-dump

Quick, tame his animal

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:20 PM the-dump

Gnome: "Woah there! Oh, I see. Trying to get by without paying, eh?"

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:20 PM the-dump

"oh sorry chum, i didn't realize there was a toll"

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:20 PM the-dump

The gnome pulls out a gilded musket.

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:21 PM the-dump

The beast lets out a loud yawn.

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:21 PM the-dump

Gnome: "No crime in ignorance. Just, step over to that side will ya?"

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:21 PM the-dump

"Alrighty"

Fire? Jun 19, 2018 5:22 PM the-dump

roll to summon a micro-dildo

Fire? Jun 19, 2018 5:22 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 19, 2018 5:22 PM the-dump

@Fire?: d20 = (6) = 6

Fire? Jun 19, 2018 5:22 PM the-dump

rip

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

"The name's Nessie, and this here is my owlbear, but you can call her Gertrude"

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

that’s a weird looking eaglebear

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

After waiting 6 hours, the eaglebear transformed into its night form.

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

Obviously

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

Oh how could I have forgotten

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

can I roll to see if my guy knew this

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

No

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

damnit

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

My guy didn’t know what gnolls were

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:25 PM the-dump

So this is fair

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:25 PM the-dump

Nessie: "How it works here is you hand me some fancy trinket and I let you pass. You try and pass without paying and ol' Girly will put you down"

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:26 PM the-dump

Nessie: "So, watcha got?"

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:27 PM the-dump

By the way, you all restore 2 more health on your way through the cave.

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:27 PM the-dump

Let him take a close look at the bear trap

Dan K. Meme Jun 19, 2018 5:27 PM the-dump

I have a plan for the bear trap

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:28 PM the-dump

Do tell

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:28 PM the-dump

can i try giving him that random mineral i picked up

Rusp Jun 19, 2018 5:28 PM the-dump

I was going to give him the eyepatch

Gent Jun 19, 2018 5:29 PM the-dump

He refuses the mineral and the eyepatch.

taxes Jun 19, 2018 5:29 PM the-dump

okay i offer him a kiss