the-dump

and hidden

It’s a good thing gemlords don’t exist

Okay, the gem in the center of the room starts pulsing frantically as you move past. You feel as though you have averted some crisis.

nice

the timing on that was really good

As you exit the cavernous mountain, you see it's now nighttime.

Over to the left is a large river with a bridge spanning its length. A well-dressed gnome appears to be dozing off in the center of it, resting upon some sort of furry mound.

Ah

this part

What will you guys do?

ill just wait for someone else to do somethiing

I’d like to brush vag

i will approach the gnome

Vag accepts this silently. His eyes have a cat-like glow.

wonderful

You're just walking up?

yeah

Um, give me a roll for noise

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (10) = 10

rolling to gas

an average amount of noise

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (8) = 8

bad

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (8) = 8

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (7) = 7

The gnome doesn't seem to respond yet.

alright ill just walk past him

/r d20+6

@Gent: d20+6 = (11)+6 = 17

The mound shifts abruptly.

The creature moves its girth in your direction. You see it has the head of an owl.

watch out for that girth

huh

do i recognize this creature?

Knowledge nature check

/r d20

No bonus?

no

It seems scary.

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (2)+2 = 4

The gnome resting on top falls to the ground. He hits his head on the planks of the bridge.

we see this happening yes

/r d4

@Gent: d4 = (4) = 4

Is the gnome dead

answer is yes

The gnome swears out in pain.

Gnome: "What is it girl? Whatcha lookin at?"

The beast next to him growls deeply.

It slams down two large paws onto the ground, appearing ready to fight.

Quick, tame his animal

Gnome: "Woah there! Oh, I see. Trying to get by without paying, eh?"

"oh sorry chum, i didn't realize there was a toll"

The gnome pulls out a gilded musket.

The beast lets out a loud yawn.

Gnome: "No crime in ignorance. Just, step over to that side will ya?"

"Alrighty"

roll to summon a micro-dildo

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (6) = 6

rip

"The name's Nessie, and this here is my owlbear, but you can call her Gertrude"

that’s a weird looking eaglebear

After waiting 6 hours, the eaglebear transformed into its night form.

Obviously

Oh how could I have forgotten

can I roll to see if my guy knew this

No

damnit

My guy didn’t know what gnolls were

So this is fair

Nessie: "How it works here is you hand me some fancy trinket and I let you pass. You try and pass without paying and ol' Girly will put you down"

Nessie: "So, watcha got?"

By the way, you all restore 2 more health on your way through the cave.

Let him take a close look at the bear trap