the-dump

Squires: "That's not a real thing."

Yune: "You know- you had me worried when you hugged that cleric max. I guess it was all part of the plan, getting him to lower his guard for the kill"

"Yep! Totally all part of the plan, I mean I'm just a defenseless little girl to him right?"

kek

Yune: "Man, that's like downright evil"

“Please never enlarge me”

lewd

that’s all I’m going to say

Squires: "Hey Rusp, don't you think it's a little strange for you to be working for Nisovin?"

Squires: "You know, because he's a grand wizard."

“I’ve always wanted to be a wizard, actually, it’s more realistic than my original goal.”

“To become a grand dragon”

Squires: "Uhh, might wanna bleach your skin a bit first"

“Why?”

Squires: "Wizards are so pale from staying in doors all day"

“Oh.. it’s fine, I can just use black magic”

real dialogue happening right here

It's canon now

Is someone writing this down??

Okay, Yune starts slicing the stomachs of gnolls for loot, but finds nothing of value.

as you do

I’d like to search their pockets if they have any

They were basically naked

You do get an eyepatch from the cleric

And a red scarf

I’d like to put the scarf on vag

not actually though

He will bite me

I’ll give it to max

Because I think she’s a child

And children like things

wow thanks

Nisovin already told you she's not

shhh

he's retarded

Let the man dream

I like to think my guy hasn’t been paying attention this whole time

Anything else?

I would like to try and befriend rusps badger

Denied

You will not touch my badger

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (19) = 19

oh

My god

it's finally tame

If you take my badger I will actually kill you

You hold your hand upturned, Vag starts rubbing his flank against it.

Who said anything about badger stealing

he said befriend

not steal

I know what he has planned

So all of you restore half of the health you lost

0/2

Nice

is that + umbreon's healing

or just included in it

As a result of it

ah

I’m still trying to think of a reason as to why my guy would stay with these people after the quest is finished

vag wants to

oh I forgot

I need to give vag some berries

For being a good boy

Give me a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

kursed berries

fitting for k4

Vag is full from the gnoll neck meat.

that’s fair

It's now late in the afternoon when you venture into the cave.

i got my lance back right

Of course

okay good

You come across a wide open room, with various crystals protruding from the ground. In the center of the room is a massive veiny gem.

of course

Now, what will you do?

can i pick up a gem off of the ground?

like is there one small enough?