the-dump

as you do

I’d like to search their pockets if they have any

They were basically naked

You do get an eyepatch from the cleric

And a red scarf

I’d like to put the scarf on vag

not actually though

He will bite me

I’ll give it to max

Because I think she’s a child

And children like things

wow thanks

Nisovin already told you she's not

shhh

he's retarded

Let the man dream

I like to think my guy hasn’t been paying attention this whole time

Anything else?

I would like to try and befriend rusps badger

Denied

Give me a handle animal check

You will not touch my badger

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (19) = 19

oh

My god

it's finally tame

If you take my badger I will actually kill you

You hold your hand upturned, Vag starts rubbing his flank against it.

Who said anything about badger stealing

he said befriend

not steal

I know what he has planned

So all of you restore half of the health you lost

0/2

Nice

is that + umbreon's healing

or just included in it

As a result of it

ah

vag wants to

oh I forgot

I need to give vag some berries

For being a good boy

Give me a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

kursed berries

fitting for k4

Vag is full from the gnoll neck meat.

that’s fair

It's now late in the afternoon when you venture into the cave.

i got my lance back right

Of course

okay good

You come across a wide open room, with various crystals protruding from the ground. In the center of the room is a massive veiny gem.

of course

Now, what will you do?

can i pick up a gem off of the ground?

like is there one small enough?

that i could perhaps get it up

Sure, there's plenty

Give me a roll first

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (4) = 4

I’d like check for traps

K UR S E D

i'd like to just check my bear trap for no aparent reason

You pick one up and its greenish glow fizzles out. It appears like a normal mineral now.

Your bear trap is still working.

cool

What do I roll to check for traps

I have forgotten my bonus

d20 +1

/r d20+1

@Rusp: d20+1 = (13)+1 = 14

Wait no, that's +7

Oh

That’s a 20

Okay, you find an ioun stone