the-dump

yeeeep

Did the cleric have a book

or some kind of spell thing

I’ve always wanted to be a rogue healer

Uhhh

He only has class specific items

damn

Can I take them to sell

Ranger boy, you got anything?

nope

I’d like to thank chadbreon

You should at least roll to treat your party's wounds

i'll see what i can do

I don’t know

I’m quite the healer

i guess i'll roll to heal rusp

oh god

oh no

/r d20+5

@Dan K. Meme: d20+5 = (9)+5 = 14

You heal 14 hp

Okay, you stuff some herbal remedy onto his cut. It seems to soothe it.

Max could probably use something

yeah

help please

1 hp

well i'll try

roll to heal max

/r d20+5

@Dan K. Meme: d20+5 = (17)+5 = 22

oh perfect

thanks chad

chad couldn’t heal me as well because of my stink

had to pull away

Alright, you mix up a little tonic for her. It not only helps her healing, but also removes her fatigue from her rage.

oh nice

You all wait around 6 hours to heal up as much as you can, but unfortunately you have a deadline to meet.

It's the late afternoon and the cave entrance is clear.

Can I tell the group that I sense a gemlord

Yune: "You know- you had me worried when you hugged that cleric max. I guess it was all part of the plan, getting him to lower his guard for the kill"

"Yep! Totally all part of the plan, I mean I'm just a defenseless little girl to him right?"

kek

Yune: "Man, that's like downright evil"

“Please never enlarge me”

lewd

that’s all I’m going to say

Squires: "Hey Rusp, don't you think it's a little strange for you to be working for Nisovin?"

Squires: "You know, because he's a grand wizard."

“I’ve always wanted to be a wizard, actually, it’s more realistic than my original goal.”

“To become a grand dragon”

Squires: "Uhh, might wanna bleach your skin a bit first"

“Why?”

Squires: "Wizards are so pale from staying in doors all day"

“Oh.. it’s fine, I can just use black magic”

real dialogue happening right here

It's canon now

Is someone writing this down??

Okay, Yune starts slicing the stomachs of gnolls for loot, but finds nothing of value.

as you do

I’d like to search their pockets if they have any

They were basically naked

You do get an eyepatch from the cleric

And a red scarf

I’d like to put the scarf on vag

not actually though

He will bite me

I’ll give it to max

Because I think she’s a child

And children like things

wow thanks

Nisovin already told you she's not

shhh

he's retarded

Let the man dream

I like to think my guy hasn’t been paying attention this whole time

Anything else?

I would like to try and befriend rusps badger

Denied

Give me a handle animal check