the-dump

I’m surprised that squires buckets didn’t burn down

im suprised rusp lived

These things happen

Rusp still hasn't got the chance to actually play the way a rogue should

Yea

I was enlarged

Not optimal

Well, you'd typically want to start combat already in stealth

Or at least, at the back of the party

My guy is actually shit at fighting

The one thing you have right now are your skills and sneak attack

That's two things

do I level up for surviving two combat encounters

no

kek

that’s fair

I was going to give my level to vag

So you guys don't have a healer yet

Yeah

That may be problem

yeeeep

Did the cleric have a book

or some kind of spell thing

I’ve always wanted to be a rogue healer

Uhhh

He only has class specific items

damn

Can I take them to sell

Ranger boy, you got anything?

nope

I’d like to thank chadbreon

You should at least roll to treat your party's wounds

i'll see what i can do

I don’t know

I’m quite the healer

i guess i'll roll to heal rusp

oh god

oh no

/r d20+5

You heal 14 hp

Okay, you stuff some herbal remedy onto his cut. It seems to soothe it.

Max could probably use something

yeah

help please

1 hp

well i'll try

roll to heal max

/r d20+5

@Dan K. Meme: d20+5 = (17)+5 = 22

oh perfect

thanks chad

chad couldn’t heal me as well because of my stink

had to pull away

Alright, you mix up a little tonic for her. It not only helps her healing, but also removes her fatigue from her rage.

oh nice

You all wait around 6 hours to heal up as much as you can, but unfortunately you have a deadline to meet.

It's the late afternoon and the cave entrance is clear.

Can I tell the group that I sense a gemlord

Squires: "That's not a real thing."

Yune: "You know- you had me worried when you hugged that cleric max. I guess it was all part of the plan, getting him to lower his guard for the kill"

"Yep! Totally all part of the plan, I mean I'm just a defenseless little girl to him right?"

kek

Yune: "Man, that's like downright evil"

“Please never enlarge me”

lewd

that’s all I’m going to say

Squires: "Hey Rusp, don't you think it's a little strange for you to be working for Nisovin?"

Squires: "You know, because he's a grand wizard."

“I’ve always wanted to be a wizard, actually, it’s more realistic than my original goal.”

“To become a grand dragon”

Squires: "Uhh, might wanna bleach your skin a bit first"

“Why?”

Squires: "Wizards are so pale from staying in doors all day"

“Oh.. it’s fine, I can just use black magic”

real dialogue happening right here

It's canon now

Is someone writing this down??

Okay, Yune starts slicing the stomachs of gnolls for loot, but finds nothing of value.

as you do