Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:58 AM the-dump

Since d&d is a real game, you don't have to roll for these things.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:58 AM the-dump

this feels bad for dodging

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:59 AM the-dump

As you your size suddenly increases, both gnolls are about to get hit.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:00 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 3:00 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (1) = 1

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:00 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 3:00 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:00 AM the-dump

this is good?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:00 AM the-dump

Wow, both get knocked on their ass.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:00 AM the-dump

Fucking gottem

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:00 AM the-dump

must’ve crushed one of them as well

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:00 AM the-dump

The head knoll falls in front of max, who's now between him and rusp.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:01 AM the-dump

They're both very alive.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:01 AM the-dump

darn

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:02 AM the-dump

How big am I now?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:02 AM the-dump

is umbreon alive

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:02 AM the-dump

The gnoll in the back pulls out some sort of religious symbol. Light energy spills from his hands onto Max.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:02 AM the-dump

like irl

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 3:03 AM the-dump

no am dead irl

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:03 AM the-dump

and how tall are they btw?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:03 AM the-dump

the foes

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:03 AM the-dump

uh

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:03 AM the-dump

like average size

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:03 AM the-dump

5'6"?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:03 AM the-dump

oh

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:03 AM the-dump

thats kinda tall for most of the party

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:03 AM the-dump

How tall am I now that I have been enlarged

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:04 AM the-dump

I want to know if I can punt one

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:04 AM the-dump

Max, give me a will saving throw. +2

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:04 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 3:04 AM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (17) = 17

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:04 AM the-dump

19

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:04 AM the-dump

hey

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 3:05 AM the-dump

thats pretty good

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:05 AM the-dump

that’s what I was going to say

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:05 AM the-dump

but I didn’t want to meme

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:05 AM the-dump

You feel a compulsion coming over you, but you shake it off in an instant.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:05 AM the-dump

lewd

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:05 AM the-dump

But now

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:05 AM the-dump

get shook

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:06 AM the-dump

The cave floor begins to split apart.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:06 AM the-dump

ohno

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:06 AM the-dump

we were in the cave?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:06 AM the-dump

No, you're just outside.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:06 AM the-dump

I thought he ran out to punch me

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:06 AM the-dump

oh

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:06 AM the-dump

I see

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:06 AM the-dump

10 floating gems rise from the cracks.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:07 AM the-dump

are they red

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:07 AM the-dump

They're more like a blueish green

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:07 AM the-dump

this campaign feels very

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:07 AM the-dump

perhaps a shade of purple?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:07 AM the-dump

very

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:07 AM the-dump

very

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:07 AM the-dump

familiar

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 3:07 AM the-dump

blackthink

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:07 AM the-dump

The head gnoll gets up and whistles loudly.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:07 AM the-dump

I know right

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:08 AM the-dump

2 gnolls with tornadoes around their lower body rush down the mountain.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:08 AM the-dump

YOU GET IT NOW?

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 3:08 AM the-dump

okay.

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 3:08 AM the-dump

i thought you were gonna be subtle about it, but you know this works

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:08 AM the-dump

I thought Yune and Squires names sounded familiar

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:08 AM the-dump

hmmm

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:08 AM the-dump

Yumi, Squinks, Gracias

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:08 AM the-dump

Gratia

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:08 AM the-dump

You're k4

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:09 AM the-dump

This is the worst possible outcome

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:09 AM the-dump

But the most fitting

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:09 AM the-dump

I was planning to do this from the beginning. It worked out so perfectly that you named yourself "Dlanigger"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:10 AM the-dump

This is all your fault Max

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:10 AM the-dump

You killed regginald

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:10 AM the-dump

i ddi?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:10 AM the-dump

did*

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:10 AM the-dump

The head gnoll then howls loudly and starts foaming at the mouth.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:10 AM the-dump

Go umbreon

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:10 AM the-dump

A N G E E Y

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:10 AM the-dump

that’s what I meant to say

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:11 AM the-dump

definitely didn’t want the r

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 3:11 AM the-dump

im going to shoot an arrow straight at the head gnoll's head

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:11 AM the-dump

Damn Chad