the-dump

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (2) = 2

N I C E

What's your weapon by the way?

good shit

uh

metal pipe

can it be whatevr i want

If you want it to be shit, I guess

a lance

thank

You charge at the gnoll with a lance and go right between his legs.

n i c e

Yune is gonna cast enlarge person on Rusp.

Since d&d is a real game, you don't have to roll for these things.

this feels bad for dodging

As you your size suddenly increases, both gnolls are about to get hit.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (1) = 1

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

this is good?

Wow, both get knocked on their ass.

Fucking gottem

must’ve crushed one of them as well

The head knoll falls in front of max, who's now between him and rusp.

They're both very alive.

darn

How big am I now?

is umbreon alive

The gnoll in the back pulls out some sort of religious symbol. Light energy spills from his hands onto Max.

like irl

no am dead irl

and how tall are they btw?

the foes

uh

like average size

5'6"?

oh

thats kinda tall for most of the party

I want to know if I can punt one

Max, give me a will saving throw. +2

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (17) = 17

19

hey

thats pretty good

that’s what I was going to say

but I didn’t want to meme

You feel a compulsion coming over you, but you shake it off in an instant.

lewd

But now

get shook

The cave floor begins to split apart.

ohno

we were in the cave?

No, you're just outside.

I thought he ran out to punch me

oh

I see

10 floating gems rise from the cracks.

are they red

They're more like a blueish green

this campaign feels very

perhaps a shade of purple?

very

very

familiar

The head gnoll gets up and whistles loudly.

I know right

2 gnolls with tornadoes around their lower body rush down the mountain.

YOU GET IT NOW?

okay.

i thought you were gonna be subtle about it, but you know this works

I thought Yune and Squires names sounded familiar

hmmm

Yumi, Squinks, Gracias

Gratia

You're k4