the-dump

I’m too tired to read any of this tbh

Exactly

You can defend yourself as a standard action. You get a +4 dodge bonus to your AC for 1 round.

there

that's the important part

+4 dodge makes me basically unhitable

sounds good to me

Alright Max

Anyway, max's turn

You do you

i said what i was going to do

im going to attack the closest one

so they stop hitting rusp

or one of them atleast

Give me a roll +3

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (2) = 2

N I C E

What's your weapon by the way?

good shit

uh

metal pipe

can it be whatevr i want

If you want it to be shit, I guess

a lance

thank

You charge at the gnoll with a lance and go right between his legs.

n i c e

Yune is gonna cast enlarge person on Rusp.

Since d&d is a real game, you don't have to roll for these things.

this feels bad for dodging

As you your size suddenly increases, both gnolls are about to get hit.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (1) = 1

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

this is good?

Wow, both get knocked on their ass.

Fucking gottem

must’ve crushed one of them as well

They're both very alive.

darn

How big am I now?

is umbreon alive

The gnoll in the back pulls out some sort of religious symbol. Light energy spills from his hands onto Max.

like irl

no am dead irl

and how tall are they btw?

the foes

uh

like average size

5'6"?

oh

thats kinda tall for most of the party

How tall am I now that I have been enlarged

I want to know if I can punt one

Max, give me a will saving throw. +2

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (17) = 17

19

hey

thats pretty good

that’s what I was going to say

but I didn’t want to meme

You feel a compulsion coming over you, but you shake it off in an instant.

lewd

But now

get shook

The cave floor begins to split apart.

ohno

we were in the cave?

No, you're just outside.

I thought he ran out to punch me

oh

I see

10 floating gems rise from the cracks.

are they red

They're more like a blueish green

this campaign feels very

perhaps a shade of purple?