Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jun 17, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

yes, childlike makes you look like a Human child

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jun 17, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

not a ~~hobbit~~ halfling child

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

Ok

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Okay, is this everyone? Good, now let's- oh dear lord what is that thing?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

is he talking about me or vag

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

Gnome: "It blots out the very sun and reeks like death."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

Me

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

rip rusp

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

poor rusp

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

“I’m uh.. here for the quest”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Well so much for a gnome only group... Actually, wait, I don't have enough money for all of you."

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

fellow gnomes

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "One of you guys is gonna have to take a hike"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

“It ain’t gonna be me”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

"You don't even look equipped for this job"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

This was a stealth mission, right?

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

That’s why I picked it

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Everyone who's interested, state your name and profession!"

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

fuck man thats a hard questoin

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

You two made names, right?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

yes

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

yes

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

“My names Dlanigger... and I’m real good at sneakin and theifen”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

"I want your profession, sir (your class)"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

"Gratia, Sorcerer" "Squires, Bard" "Yune, Sorcerer"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

“rogue”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

"Chad, Ranger"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Oh! Well, the black one is in."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

Oh fuck

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

wwell

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

Chad

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

"I-i-i-i-i-i'm V-veris, um, a-a barbarian......"

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

im glad

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

i picked

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

the perfect profession

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

"Okay V-eris um?"

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

"N-no... it's just Veris...."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Wait a minute, I don't need two sorcerers. One of you two is gonna have to go. The rest of you, get to know each other."

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

saved

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

okay question

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

is rusp's vag

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

cute?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

Yune: hurriedly "Well buddy, it's been fun but it looks like you'll have to go!"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

Gratia: "Wait, I've worked for you guys for years! I've saved your life!"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

Yune: "Sorry, you can't replace the party leader, right guys?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

I’m keeping quiet

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

this is fine

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

indeed

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

Gratia: "Oh come on! Hey, why does the child get to go on the mission?!"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Oh shit, that's a good p- no no, that's just a halfling."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "See, you can tell because all adult halflings have huge disgusting feet."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

Is that canon

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

ill have to cut off the sides of my feet later

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

oh kind of like jew noses

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

It's practically in the canon lore of d&d

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

Nice

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

i thought it was just hairy

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

not huge

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

It's based off tolkein's hobbits

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

Their feet were big, calloused, and hairy.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

this is fine

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

well I shave my feet Kappa

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

Do you wear shoes, by the way?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

i would prefer that

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

bearfoot is degenerate

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

bare*

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

You wouldn't actually need them, it's normal for halflings.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

but

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

degenerate

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

look man, the more i can help to look like a loli the better

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Aaanyway. You 5 get the mission. In 3 days, an elven council member will be stopping by at Marigold city. Your mission is to rob their quarters during this time."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:37 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "It'll be best if you avoid any direct encounters with the elven guard. Not that I don't have faith in you...but you'd definitely get killed."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:38 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver "Since this is a stealth mission you'll have to walk the whole way. Chad, you can use your badger to fend off any wild animals that may come after you."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

“Uh... that’s my badger..”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

"Uh, says who?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

I’m going to call her name and pull out a berry and start brushing him

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Y-your badger? ...The rogue? Not the ranger, who basically live and act like animals?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

“Well I thought it’d be nice to have an animal to uh... watch my back while I’m out traveling..”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

"I think he's just very lonely"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Great...another group of geniuses...."