Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "One of you guys is gonna have to take a hike"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

“It ain’t gonna be me”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

"You don't even look equipped for this job"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

This was a stealth mission, right?

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

That’s why I picked it

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Everyone who's interested, state your name and profession!"

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

fuck man thats a hard questoin

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

You two made names, right?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

yes

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

yes

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

“My names Dlanigger... and I’m real good at sneakin and theifen”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

"I want your profession, sir (your class)"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

"Gratia, Sorcerer" "Squires, Bard" "Yune, Sorcerer"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

“rogue”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

"Chad, Ranger"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Oh! Well, the black one is in."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

Oh fuck

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

wwell

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

Chad

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

"I-i-i-i-i-i'm V-veris, um, a-a barbarian......"

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

im glad

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

i picked

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

the perfect profession

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

"Okay V-eris um?"

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

"N-no... it's just Veris...."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Wait a minute, I don't need two sorcerers. One of you two is gonna have to go. The rest of you, get to know each other."

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

saved

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

okay question

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

is rusp's vag

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

cute?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

Yune: hurriedly "Well buddy, it's been fun but it looks like you'll have to go!"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

Gratia: "Wait, I've worked for you guys for years! I've saved your life!"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

Yune: "Sorry, you can't replace the party leader, right guys?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

I’m keeping quiet

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

this is fine

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

indeed

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

Gratia: "Oh come on! Hey, why does the child get to go on the mission?!"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Oh shit, that's a good p- no no, that's just a halfling."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "See, you can tell because all adult halflings have huge disgusting feet."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

Is that canon

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

ill have to cut off the sides of my feet later

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

oh kind of like jew noses

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

It's practically in the canon lore of d&d

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

Nice

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

i thought it was just hairy

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

not huge

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

It's based off tolkein's hobbits

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

Their feet were big, calloused, and hairy.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

this is fine

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

well I shave my feet Kappa

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

Do you wear shoes, by the way?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

i would prefer that

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

bearfoot is degenerate

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

bare*

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

You wouldn't actually need them, it's normal for halflings.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

but

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM the-dump

degenerate

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

look man, the more i can help to look like a loli the better

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:36 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Aaanyway. You 5 get the mission. In 3 days, an elven council member will be stopping by at Marigold city. Your mission is to rob their quarters during this time."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:37 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "It'll be best if you avoid any direct encounters with the elven guard. Not that I don't have faith in you...but you'd definitely get killed."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:38 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver "Since this is a stealth mission you'll have to walk the whole way. Chad, you can use your badger to fend off any wild animals that may come after you."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

“Uh... that’s my badger..”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

"Uh, says who?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

I’m going to call her name and pull out a berry and start brushing him

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Y-your badger? ...The rogue? Not the ranger, who basically live and act like animals?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

“Well I thought it’d be nice to have an animal to uh... watch my back while I’m out traveling..”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

"I think he's just very lonely"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Great...another group of geniuses...."

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

"Look chum, do you want the help or not?"

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

"that's what i thought"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

fuck dude

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

absolute chad

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

c h a d

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

"Just follow me to the damn mountain. After that, you're on your own. I fully expect to not have to pay all of you in the end."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

Oof

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

rude

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:43 AM the-dump

wait did he ever say something specific we had to rob or just "rob"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:43 AM the-dump

You'll know what to do by the time you get there.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:44 AM the-dump

ah okay

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:45 AM the-dump

So the trip to the mountain will take the rest of the day, and you'll spend the night at the base of it. Anything your characters want to do in the mean time?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:45 AM the-dump

during the night?