Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

this is fine

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Time to actually play?

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

PogChamp

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

yes

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Allllllllllllright

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

So when we last left off, Rusp trained his dumb animal to hiss angrily at a tree.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

The gnome who gave the quest seems to have arrived, along with a group of others.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

Max. Umbreon. What are you shits doing?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

uh

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

clearly im hitting on max

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

oh boy

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

Fuck man

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

Chad trying to ruin my harem

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

it's a love triangle

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

you're a halfling right max?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

yes but im childlike

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

Great, we've already got a pedo

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

so you're hitting on a loli

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

well im a gnome

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

so we';re basically the same height

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

oh boy

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

You still look like an adult umbreon

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

What the hell

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

and i look like a human little girl

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

the chad will take all women

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

I’m going to be traveling with children

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

Giant fucking autistic man and children

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

All the other quest takers that showed up also appear to be gnomes.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

Literally everyone is standing in your shadow, Rusp.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

Nice

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

Hey umbreon, can I get an example of one of your pick up lines?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

how does vag or whatever compare

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

A badger is about 2.5 feet long

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

I think she's less than a foot tall

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

I looked this up

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

but she doesn't stand on her legs right

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

Nah

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jun 17, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

max looks like a human child, she's full size for her race

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

porygon i also took childlike

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

so i look like a human little girl even morr

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jun 17, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

yes, childlike makes you look like a Human child

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jun 17, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

not a ~~hobbit~~ halfling child

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

Ok

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Okay, is this everyone? Good, now let's- oh dear lord what is that thing?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

is he talking about me or vag

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

Gnome: "It blots out the very sun and reeks like death."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

Me

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

rip rusp

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

poor rusp

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

“I’m uh.. here for the quest”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Well so much for a gnome only group... Actually, wait, I don't have enough money for all of you."

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

fellow gnomes

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "One of you guys is gonna have to take a hike"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

“It ain’t gonna be me”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

"You don't even look equipped for this job"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

This was a stealth mission, right?

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

That’s why I picked it

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Everyone who's interested, state your name and profession!"

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

fuck man thats a hard questoin

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

You two made names, right?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

yes

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

yes

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

“My names Dlanigger... and I’m real good at sneakin and theifen”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

"I want your profession, sir (your class)"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

"Gratia, Sorcerer" "Squires, Bard" "Yune, Sorcerer"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

“rogue”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

"Chad, Ranger"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Oh! Well, the black one is in."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

Oh fuck

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

wwell

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

Chad

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

"I-i-i-i-i-i'm V-veris, um, a-a barbarian......"

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

im glad

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

i picked

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

the perfect profession

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

"Okay V-eris um?"

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

"N-no... it's just Veris...."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Wait a minute, I don't need two sorcerers. One of you two is gonna have to go. The rest of you, get to know each other."

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

saved

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

okay question