Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

And say in the most commanding voice I can give, “Vag, get em”

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

/r d20+1

Sidekick BOT Jun 16, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+1 = (2)+1 = 3

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

Fuck me

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

Vag is a lost cause

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

I’m fucking doing this until he gets it right

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

It holds its mouth open again, making a short rasping noise.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

okay

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Might as well since max and xbrox aren't showing up

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

I’m going to yell

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

“Get em”

Dan K. Meme Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

intead of 1 hour of wolf combat, its gonna be 1 hour of badger training

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Than I’m going to claw and bite at the tree while on all fours

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Maybe if I get on his level

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Than

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Vag steps back and makes his hissing noise.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

I’m going to eat a treat

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

I’ll walk over to him

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Feed him half a treat

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

Than hold up the other half

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

While yelling “Vag, get em” and pointing at the tree

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Your throat starts clogging up as you realize you just ingested hemlock.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

The fuck is hemlock

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Give me 10 death rolls

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

There is not a substance that could kill a human but not a badger

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

Don’t give me that shit

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

Alright alright

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

/r d20+1

Sidekick BOT Jun 16, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+1 = (17)+1 = 18

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

Oh baby

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

He did a thing

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

Vag walks over to the tree stump. He curls his head back and makes his signature hissing and clicking noise.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

God fucking damnit

Dan K. Meme Jun 16, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

you should start using your whip Kappa

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

You know that's how a badger shows aggression

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

I suppose

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

It scares the shit out of most animals

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

You know what

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

It’s good enough

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

I’ll call him over and give him the half a treat, and another whole one

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

Than I’ll pet him and say “good job”

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

Rusp, the "treats" are singular berries

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

Well

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

I’ve been taking little chunks of them

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

Just

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

Ahh

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

After receiving his treats, Vag looks at you expectingly for a minute, then goes back to doing badger business after he realizes no more treats are coming.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

I’ll get his attention

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

Point at the tree

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

And say “Vag, get em”

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jun 16, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+3 = (17)+3 = 20

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

We’ve done it

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

Vag runs over to the tree and starts hissing at it loudly, barring his teeth.

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

You now believe that you can at least get him to pull this maneuver reliably for now.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

Wonderful

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

I’ll call him over and give him three berries

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

What a wonderful time this has been

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

This is like a filler episode

Dan K. Meme Jun 16, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

rip viewer ratings

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

Vag consumes the berries. He lays down in the grass appearing satisfied with himself.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

All right

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

Thank god it worked

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

Because I had no other ideas on how to teach him what to do

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

I mean, I'll assume the standard ways will work. It's just that for dogs it'd basically be guaranteed

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

That’s fair

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

I’m not sure what my 20 even did tbh

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

Is it the reason I succeeded?

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

Your crit showed he even understood the signals you were giving

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

Nice

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

My free action of screaming at vag will no longer do nothing

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

Although it did save my life before

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

He only helped you because the wolves attacked vag's source of food, as he saw it

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

Help is help

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

Has the training session improved our bond?

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

If you think it has

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

Going off that response that nope

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

Bonding with a badger is probably very difficult to be fair

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

Although if it was a predomesticsted one I’m not sure if that stands true

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

"Bond" is a bit of a hard term to use