Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

God fucking damnit

Dan K. Meme Jun 16, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

you should start using your whip Kappa

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

You know that's how a badger shows aggression

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

I suppose

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

It scares the shit out of most animals

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

You know what

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

It’s good enough

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

I’ll call him over and give him the half a treat, and another whole one

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

Than I’ll pet him and say “good job”

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

Rusp, the "treats" are singular berries

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

Well

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

I’ve been taking little chunks of them

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

Just

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

Ahh

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

After receiving his treats, Vag looks at you expectingly for a minute, then goes back to doing badger business after he realizes no more treats are coming.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

I’ll get his attention

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

Point at the tree

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

And say “Vag, get em”

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jun 16, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+3 = (17)+3 = 20

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

We’ve done it

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

Vag runs over to the tree and starts hissing at it loudly, barring his teeth.

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

You now believe that you can at least get him to pull this maneuver reliably for now.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

Wonderful

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

I’ll call him over and give him three berries

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

What a wonderful time this has been

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

This is like a filler episode

Dan K. Meme Jun 16, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

rip viewer ratings

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

Vag consumes the berries. He lays down in the grass appearing satisfied with himself.

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

All right

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

Thank god it worked

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

Because I had no other ideas on how to teach him what to do

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

I mean, I'll assume the standard ways will work. It's just that for dogs it'd basically be guaranteed

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

That’s fair

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

I’m not sure what my 20 even did tbh

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

Is it the reason I succeeded?

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

Your crit showed he even understood the signals you were giving

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

Nice

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

My free action of screaming at vag will no longer do nothing

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

Although it did save my life before

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:20 AM the-dump

He only helped you because the wolves attacked vag's source of food, as he saw it

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

Help is help

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:21 AM the-dump

Has the training session improved our bond?

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:22 AM the-dump

If you think it has

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

Going off that response that nope

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:23 AM the-dump

Bonding with a badger is probably very difficult to be fair

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

Although if it was a predomesticsted one I’m not sure if that stands true

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:24 AM the-dump

"Bond" is a bit of a hard term to use

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:25 AM the-dump

For the most part, it'll act in its own self interest

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

Yeah

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

Probably should’ve gotten a dog

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:26 AM the-dump

But hey

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

This is more fun

Dan K. Meme Jun 16, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

i can't wait when the badger leaves you in your time of need

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

I mean

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

He saved my life once

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

I don’t expect it to happen again

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

As I’m about to get actual party members

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:27 AM the-dump

And not just...

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

A badger

Dan K. Meme Jun 16, 2018 1:28 AM the-dump

i dont think xbrox the cleric is really gonna help you out

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

You’re a chad

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

You’ll help

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

She made the "great" decision of being an all-around character

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

That’s no fun

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

Although to be fair my stats are much worse than hers overall

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:29 AM the-dump

That means she has no real strong suits

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

Hoping that I can slowly build up that charisma

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

She didn't dump any stats

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

By taking non 1 baths

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

And her lowest is charisma, so no one can really fill that role either

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:30 AM the-dump

Chad can

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

Chadbreon beats her charisma by 1, at a whopping 12

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:31 AM the-dump

No one can really play a face

Dan K. Meme Jun 16, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

hopefully max will be charisma lad

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

She made a bard before, so its likely

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:32 AM the-dump

Not like this would be balanced anyway

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

Maybe my guy is a supremely charismatic guy on the inside

Rusp Jun 16, 2018 1:34 AM the-dump

We just need to break through his shell

Gent Jun 16, 2018 1:35 AM the-dump

No, he's not